Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 5:18:59 GMT
The cameras come back from commerical break to show the jam packed crowd here inside The Best Arena waving around their signs and other HOW merchandise. The camera pans down to our Hall of Fame announce team ready to call the action for our next match.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Mayhem ladies and gentleman and already it's been one crazy night here and we still have so much more to get to like the HOW ICON Championship match.
Benny Newell: Where no doubt Shane Reynolds will prove that he let David Black beat him when he destroys him tonight and recaptures the HOW ICON Championship belt.
Joe Hoffman: And the main event tonight where not only will we have a first blood match between brothers but a match that will decide just who will captain the rag-tag group of men looking to take on Lee Best's team at War Games.
Benny Newell: No one gives a fuck about that Hoffhole, all they care about is the fact that the special guest referee for that match is Jatt Fuckin' Starr. Jatt is going to finally shut Mike Best up and he's going to end Kael and then Team Junior will be down to three worthless fucks that have as much of a chance of winning as Frankie has at a spelling bee DRINK!
The sound of Remember The Name by Fort Miner hits and the crowd is white hot with boo's as HOW Hall of Famer Christopher America steps out on stage. America stands proudly on the stage wearing a red, white, and blue stripped referee's shirt.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall to a finish. Introducing first from America weighing in at 235lbs. He is the special guest referee and HOW Hall of Famer... he is CHRISTOPHER AMERICAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Fuck yes Captain America is here to save the day!
Joe Hoffman: Christopher America isn't actually the captain of his team but he is the referee for the match here tonight.
Benny Newell: Seriously? Shut the fuck up and just go back to jerking off to wrist locks and technical fucking ball grabbing you fag.
Christopher America makes his way down the ramp before making his way up the ring steps and enters the ring. Christopher America pushes McVay out of the way and takes his place in the middle of the ring under the spotlight where he belongs. Nothing survives my sting! echoes out through the arena as crowd starts cheering as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena. As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa! The cheering intensifies as Scott Stevens proudly makes his way out on stage looking a little worse for wear but toughing out as he slowly makes his way down the ramp.
Joe Hoffman: I cannot believe this man is actually going through with this match tonight. After having his family kidnapped, after having heroin injected straight into his heart, and after legally being proclaimed dead for three minutes just last week Scott Stevens is out here tonight and its truly inspiring!
Benny Newell: It's not like the fucker has a choice right?
Joe Hoffman: A man always has a choice Benny.
Benny Newell: No he doesn't Hoffhole because Scottywood has his family and you think that fucker would be happy if Stevens just decided to sit this one out? Stevens takes the week off and instead of fighting at War Games he'll be burying his wife and kids.
Bryan McVay: From the great state of Texas weighing in at 256lbs he is The Scorpion SCOTT STEVENSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott Stevens rolls into the ring before getting up to his feet before pounding his fist over his tattoo on his chest and raising his arm high into the air. America looks on in disgust as OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK "Drink, Drank, Drunk by Hellyeah hits as the crowd errupts in boos as we see Scott Woodson make his way out onto the stage dressed in his black Anarchy jean and his New York Rangers jersey with his barbed wire hockey stick and Samuel Adams beer in his hand.
Joe Hoffman: I have no words for the things that this man has done lately here in HOW, I respect him as a Hall of Famer but I just have no idea why Scottywood would just go to such lengths to torture another human being.
Benny Newell: That's easy, Scottywood did it because the stupid motherfucker let him!
Joe Hoffman: Are you suggesting that Scott Stevens let Scottywood inject him with heroin and kidnap his family?
Benny Newell: I'm not suggesting shit I'm saying that Stevens sure as fuck didn't kick Scotty's ass and stop him from doing it now did he?
Bryan McVay: And his partner making his way to the ring from New York City, New York and weighing in at 265 pounds he is an HOW Hall of Famer and The Hardcore Artist SCOTTYWOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Scottywood steps through the ropes taking a drink of his beer and raises his barbwire wrapped hockey stick into the air. It doesn't take long for Stevens to get in Scottywood's face and slap the beer out of his hand. Both men are nose to nose and things look like they are about to explode in the middle of the ring before the match even begins.
Joe Hoffman: Why isn't America separating these two men?!
Benny Newell: That's because he's not a fucking moron, if these two idiots want to kill each other more power to them DRINK!
The tension is thick but the sound of (S)aint by Marilyn Manson hits and seems to be the only thing to distract both Scottywood and Scott Stevens from killing each other. The crowd boo's loudly as the HOW LSD Champion and his wife Tara make their way out on stage together. The two pose proudly on stage as both Scottywood and Stevens direct their hatred towards them.
Joe Hoffman: And we have two of the hotter members of the HOW roster with Tara finally getting back to her winning ways and Jace with his incredible run with the HOW LSD Championship belt.
Benny Newell: The only thing that matters Hoffhole is Tits.
Joe Hoffman: Is that all you care about Benny?
Benny Newell: No obviously I should care about gay shit like Stevens' rehab or how Scottywood waxes his bikini area.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents from Miami, Florida weighing in at a combined 375lbs they are the former HOW World Tag Team Champions THE DAVIDSONSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Jace and Tara make their way down to ramp towards the ring but stop seeing both Scottywood and Stevens there waiting for them. America finally comes over and forces both Stevens and Scottywood away from the ropes allowing both Jace and Tara to enter the ring. The couple poses in the center of the ring before the lights dim and the four individuals inside of the ring discuss who is going to start as Christopher America calls for the bell.
DING DING.
Jace decides to start out the match for his team as Scottywood just slaps Stevens on the shoulder and orders him to go after the LSD Champion as he exits the ring. Jace and Stevens circle each other in the middle of the ring before locking up collar and elbow. Stevens gets the advantage with a side headlock but Jace quickly grabs a hold of Stevens and shoots him off into the ropes. Stevens bounces off the ropes and runs through Jace with a shoulder block that sends him down to the canvas hard. Stevens turns around and races towards the ropes again as Jace nips up to his feet. As Stevens comes off the ropes Jace goes to leap frog over him but Stevens catches Jace in mid-air and hits him with a T-bone suplex that snaps him down to the canvas hard.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the early control in this match and you would think with his condition here tonight he will want to finish this one early.
Benny Newell: Like America... I mean Jace and Tara will let that happen.
Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Jace by the hair and drags him back up to his feet but Jace gives an obvious rack to Stevens' eyes. Scottywood yells at America to do something but America acts like he didn't see a thing as Jace grabs a hold of Stevens and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. Stevens doubles over in pain but Jace quickly leaps over him and transitions into a backstabber that sends Stevens crashing down against his knee brace. Stevens arches his back in a pain on the canvas as Jace gets up to his feet and stalks around Stevens. Slowly Stevens pulls himself back up to a vertical base but right into a boot to the mid-section from Jace. With a quick grab Jace shoves Stevens into position before lifting him high into the air and spiking him down to the canvas with a cradle piledriver. Jace hooks the leg and makes the cover as America slides in for a very fast count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Scottywood dives in and breaks out the count before America can reach three!
Joe Hoffman: That was a fast count by America and luckily Scottywood was able to dive in and break it up before they were cheated out of victory here tonight.
Benny Newell: What America is supposed to count slow just because? How the fuck long do you think three seconds take?
Scottywood argues with America but America forces him back to the corner as Jace gets up to his feet and makes the tag in for Tara. Jace grabs a hold of Stevens pulling him up off of the mat and leaving him wide open for Tara to give him a stiff kick to the chest that floors him down to the canvas. Jace exits the ring as Stevens is on the canvas clutching his chest and having a hard time breathing. Tara looks to go for the kill as she makes her way over towards the corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Tara perches herself on the top rope then leaps off going for a moonsault but Steven rolls out of the way causing Tara to crash and burn down to the canvas. Tara rolls around on the canvas holding her mid-section in pain as Scott Stevens slowly begins to fight his way back up to his feet.
Joe Hoffman: This could be the turning point in this match but Stevens really needs to make the tag to Scottywood.
Benny Newell: You really think even half dead that fucker is going to want to ask Scottywood for help?
Even after the missed moonsault Tara is the first one back up to her feet and she unleashes an assault of forarm shots to the face of Stevens then whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip right into a boot to the mid-section and the Toxic Sting that brings the crowd to it's feet. However Stevens doesn't have it in him to make it over to make the cover on Tara. Jace tries to scream to Tara to get up but slowly Stevens begins crawling over until finally being able to lay an arm over Tara's chest to make the cover. America begrudgingly drops down to make a very slow count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Jace comes into the ring and pulls Stevens off of Tara and America acts like it was such a close count even though it wasn't!
Joe Hoffman: This match should have been over but America is obviously showing favoritism for Jace and Tara here!
Benny Newell: Or maybe Stevens just took a fuckton of time getting over there just to grope a tit.
Joe Hoffman: Like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
Benny Newell: Fuck you there are two tits and I got two hands DRINK!
Jace exits the ring again as Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara and slowly pulls her back up to a vertical base. Stevens steps backwards then by mistake steps on America's foot. America screams in pain then begins yelling for the bell to be rang.
Joe Hoffman: What in the world is going on now?
Benny Newell: He assaulted America!
Christopher America: This man assaulted an HOW referee and he's disqualified!
Scott Stevens: WHAT?! Why are you disqualifying me?!
Christopher America: First because you assaulted me and second because you're a fucking Mexican!
Stevens has had enough and literally shoves America but America fires back with a shove of his own which pushes Stevens back into the ropes. This gives Scottywood the chance to tag himself into the match and go right after America with right hands to the face. Scottywood grabs a hold of America and tosses him over the top rope and down to the arena floor below as the crowd goes nuts.
Benny Newell: He can't do that to America!
Joe Hoffman: I think its fair game seeing as America tried to disqualify them for nothing!
Tara makes her way over towards the corner and makes the tag into Jace who rushes into the ring after Scottywood but Scottywood sees Jace coming and grabs Jace by the throat. Scottywood lifts Jace high into the air and hits him with the Scottyslam down to the mat hard. Tara is the next person to charge in at Scottywood but Scottywood gives her a big boot to the face that sends her down to the canvas hard. Scottywood turns around and focuses his attention on Jace who staggers back up to his feet. Scottywood gives Jace a boot to the mid-section then lifts him up high before connecting with Game Misconduct in the middle of the ring. Scottywood hooks the leg and makes the cover on Jace but America is still on the outside of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: There is no referee in the ring to make the count and this match should be over!
Benny Newell: And whose fucking fault is that? I told you that these two were fucking idiots.
The crowd cheers wildly as Joel Hortega appears on stage in his referee's shirt and sprints down to the ring as fast as he can. Joel slides under the bottom rope into the ring and begins to make the count.
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!!!!!
NO!!!!! America is back on his feet and pulls Hortega out of the ring before the three!!!
Benny Newell: Oh thank Lee! Kill that Mexican!
Joe Hoffman: Which one?
Benny Newell: Both of them!
America grabs Hortega and connects with For America to Hortega on the arena floor. America slides back into the ring as Scottywood grabs a hold of Jace and lifts him back up to his feet but this time it's Stevens that reaches in and tags himself into the match and Scottywood is livid. Scottywood shoves Stevens but Stevens fires a right hand to the jaw of Scottywood that floors him as the crowd erupts. Stevens turns around and walks right into a superkick from Jace that plants him down to the canvas. Jace falls to the mat himself and begins crawling over to his corner as Stevens reaches up and tries to make the tag back into Scottywood but Scottywood just smirks as he drops down off of the canvas and walks away. Stevens looks on in disbelief as Scottywood grabs his hockey stick and pulls something out of his pocket.
Joe Hoffman: Are those panties?
Benny Newell: I told you he was a fag!
Scottywood: Have fun Stevens, I know I will with your wife!
Scottywood makes his way up the ramp sniffing the panties as Stevens is about to explode with anger inside of the ring. Suddenly the crowd explodes as mysterious man appears on stage. Scottywood smirks thinking the reaction is for him but then turns around and looks like he just seen a ghost.
Joe Hoffman: That is Reggie Rivid!
Benny Newell: Who and what the fuck is a Reggie Rivid?!
Joe Hoffman: He's a former NGW World Champion and he's here tonight on Mayhem!
Scottywood goes to swing the hockey stick at Reggie Rivid but Reggie ducks out of the way and hits Scottywood with Rearranged to the spine before grabbing a hold of Scottywood and planting him with The Impaler right on the stage.
Joe Hoffman: OH MY GOD! He might have just broken Scottywood's neck with that move!
Benny Newell: This night just keeps getting better and better!
Scottywood laid out and bleeding on the stage as Reggie Rivid grabs a hold of the hockey stick. Scottywood begins crawling over towards Rivid and grabs a hold of his leg trying to pull himself up to his feet but Rivid rears back and blasts Scottywood right in the head with the hockey stick breaking it in half and implanting the blade part of the stick right into Scottywood's skull. That's not enough for Rivid as he leans down and pulls the blade out of Scottywood's skull begins raking the barbwire over Scottywood's face and eyes.
Joe Hoffman: This is just too much someone needs to help Scottywood here!
Benny Newell: And who the fuck is going to do that huh? Jace? Tara? America? Maybe Stevens after being injected with heroin and having his family kidnapped by Scottywood?
Rivid pulls himself up to his feet and leaves Scottywood a bloody and broken mess on the stage as EMT's rush out. Inside of the ring Stevens has been watching what is going on with Scottywood on stage but hasn't noticed that Jace has gotten back up to his feet. Jace spins Stevens around and gives him a boot to the mid-section then shoves him into position. Stevens tries to fight out of it but Jace gives him a couple of knee shots right to the chest that take all of the fight right out of Stevens. Jace reaches over and makes the tag into Tara before lifting Stevens high into the air. Tara races towards the ropes as Jace tosses Stevens into the corner with a powerbomb right into the turnbuckle. Stevens staggers out of the corner but Jace gives him a dropkick to the knee as Tara bounces off the ropes. Stevens goes down to one knee as Tara leaps into the air and connects with The Goodnight Kiss to the back of Stevens' head. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover as America makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!
Bryan McVay: Your winners via pinfall are THE DAVIDSONS!!!!!!!!!!!
(S)aint fills the arena once again as America lifts Jace and Tara's arms into the air in victory. Husband and wife celebrate in the middle of the ring as America exits the ring and smiles as he passes Scottywood who is being loaded onto a stretcher.
Joe Hoffman: Big win here tonight for Jace and Tara but with Scottywood leaving Stevens and then getting laid out by Reggie Rivid. It was just odds that Stevens with his condition couldn't overcome tonight.
Benny Newell: They were fucking doomed from the start Hoffhole but that's nothing new but I think Stevens night isn't finished yet.
Jace and Tara turn around and see that Stevens is still on the mat holding his chest in pain and smile at each other. Tara walks over and grabs a hold of Stevens lifting him up to his feet. Jace gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then plants him with Twisted Reality as the crowd boos loudly.
Joe Hoffman: Come on is this really necessary? That man is obviously injured and needs medical attention.
Benny Newell: This is payback Hoffhole, he disrespected Jace and he disrespected his wife and now he's going to pay for it.
Tara looks down at Stevens who is absolutely motionless and lifeless on the mat and stands over him. Just when everyone thought this was over Tara pulls her hot pants aside much to the shock of the crowd revealing her vagina to the audience.
Joe Hoffman: What is happening here?!
Benny Newell: I must be dreaming! Hurry up fucker give me your phone! Take a picture goddamnit!!!!
Benny literally pushes Joe out of his seat and begins mauling him for his cell phone as Tara reaches down slowly between her legs and pulls out her own tampon. The crowd gasps in horror as Tara holds the dripping wet bloody tampon high into the air over Stevens. Tara turns and looks over at Jace who nods his head up and down before Tara leans down and literally shoves the used tampon down the throat of Scott Stevens. The crowd groans in horror as Tara laughs wickedly while fucking the throat of the proud but lifeless Texan in the most disrespectful manner in HOW history.
Benny Newell: THAT. IS. AMAZING!
Joe pulls himself back up to his seat and literally gags while turning away from the ring.
Joe Hoffman: That is literally the most disgusting thing I've seen on television and I work for High Octane Wrestling.
Benny Newell: Shut the fuck up Stevens is one lucky bastard!
Joe Hoffman: How is THAT lucky?!
Benny Newell: He knows what Tara's pussy tastes like!
Joe Hoffman: Yeah but...
Benny Newell: Maybe she'll let him taste that next!
Joe Hoffman: I'm going to be sick!
Joe leaves the announcers table while Benny watches on with joy as the camera cut to the backstage arena of the arena.
As the arena is still buzzing over what they just seen from The Davidsons, Mayhem cuts to a pair of sharp scissors. Rather than a symbol of ill-intent, this pair proves to be a rather benign image...with them being used for more traditional purposes than are generally seen on High Octane Television. Held by frail, damaged hands, they slip through locks of jet-black, occasionally snipping and cutting strands away.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Mayhem ladies and gentleman and already it's been one crazy night here and we still have so much more to get to like the HOW ICON Championship match.
Benny Newell: Where no doubt Shane Reynolds will prove that he let David Black beat him when he destroys him tonight and recaptures the HOW ICON Championship belt.
Joe Hoffman: And the main event tonight where not only will we have a first blood match between brothers but a match that will decide just who will captain the rag-tag group of men looking to take on Lee Best's team at War Games.
Benny Newell: No one gives a fuck about that Hoffhole, all they care about is the fact that the special guest referee for that match is Jatt Fuckin' Starr. Jatt is going to finally shut Mike Best up and he's going to end Kael and then Team Junior will be down to three worthless fucks that have as much of a chance of winning as Frankie has at a spelling bee DRINK!
The sound of Remember The Name by Fort Miner hits and the crowd is white hot with boo's as HOW Hall of Famer Christopher America steps out on stage. America stands proudly on the stage wearing a red, white, and blue stripped referee's shirt.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall to a finish. Introducing first from America weighing in at 235lbs. He is the special guest referee and HOW Hall of Famer... he is CHRISTOPHER AMERICAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Fuck yes Captain America is here to save the day!
Joe Hoffman: Christopher America isn't actually the captain of his team but he is the referee for the match here tonight.
Benny Newell: Seriously? Shut the fuck up and just go back to jerking off to wrist locks and technical fucking ball grabbing you fag.
Christopher America makes his way down the ramp before making his way up the ring steps and enters the ring. Christopher America pushes McVay out of the way and takes his place in the middle of the ring under the spotlight where he belongs. Nothing survives my sting! echoes out through the arena as crowd starts cheering as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena. As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa! The cheering intensifies as Scott Stevens proudly makes his way out on stage looking a little worse for wear but toughing out as he slowly makes his way down the ramp.
Joe Hoffman: I cannot believe this man is actually going through with this match tonight. After having his family kidnapped, after having heroin injected straight into his heart, and after legally being proclaimed dead for three minutes just last week Scott Stevens is out here tonight and its truly inspiring!
Benny Newell: It's not like the fucker has a choice right?
Joe Hoffman: A man always has a choice Benny.
Benny Newell: No he doesn't Hoffhole because Scottywood has his family and you think that fucker would be happy if Stevens just decided to sit this one out? Stevens takes the week off and instead of fighting at War Games he'll be burying his wife and kids.
Bryan McVay: From the great state of Texas weighing in at 256lbs he is The Scorpion SCOTT STEVENSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott Stevens rolls into the ring before getting up to his feet before pounding his fist over his tattoo on his chest and raising his arm high into the air. America looks on in disgust as OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK "Drink, Drank, Drunk by Hellyeah hits as the crowd errupts in boos as we see Scott Woodson make his way out onto the stage dressed in his black Anarchy jean and his New York Rangers jersey with his barbed wire hockey stick and Samuel Adams beer in his hand.
Joe Hoffman: I have no words for the things that this man has done lately here in HOW, I respect him as a Hall of Famer but I just have no idea why Scottywood would just go to such lengths to torture another human being.
Benny Newell: That's easy, Scottywood did it because the stupid motherfucker let him!
Joe Hoffman: Are you suggesting that Scott Stevens let Scottywood inject him with heroin and kidnap his family?
Benny Newell: I'm not suggesting shit I'm saying that Stevens sure as fuck didn't kick Scotty's ass and stop him from doing it now did he?
Bryan McVay: And his partner making his way to the ring from New York City, New York and weighing in at 265 pounds he is an HOW Hall of Famer and The Hardcore Artist SCOTTYWOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Scottywood steps through the ropes taking a drink of his beer and raises his barbwire wrapped hockey stick into the air. It doesn't take long for Stevens to get in Scottywood's face and slap the beer out of his hand. Both men are nose to nose and things look like they are about to explode in the middle of the ring before the match even begins.
Joe Hoffman: Why isn't America separating these two men?!
Benny Newell: That's because he's not a fucking moron, if these two idiots want to kill each other more power to them DRINK!
The tension is thick but the sound of (S)aint by Marilyn Manson hits and seems to be the only thing to distract both Scottywood and Scott Stevens from killing each other. The crowd boo's loudly as the HOW LSD Champion and his wife Tara make their way out on stage together. The two pose proudly on stage as both Scottywood and Stevens direct their hatred towards them.
Joe Hoffman: And we have two of the hotter members of the HOW roster with Tara finally getting back to her winning ways and Jace with his incredible run with the HOW LSD Championship belt.
Benny Newell: The only thing that matters Hoffhole is Tits.
Joe Hoffman: Is that all you care about Benny?
Benny Newell: No obviously I should care about gay shit like Stevens' rehab or how Scottywood waxes his bikini area.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents from Miami, Florida weighing in at a combined 375lbs they are the former HOW World Tag Team Champions THE DAVIDSONSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Jace and Tara make their way down to ramp towards the ring but stop seeing both Scottywood and Stevens there waiting for them. America finally comes over and forces both Stevens and Scottywood away from the ropes allowing both Jace and Tara to enter the ring. The couple poses in the center of the ring before the lights dim and the four individuals inside of the ring discuss who is going to start as Christopher America calls for the bell.
DING DING.
Jace decides to start out the match for his team as Scottywood just slaps Stevens on the shoulder and orders him to go after the LSD Champion as he exits the ring. Jace and Stevens circle each other in the middle of the ring before locking up collar and elbow. Stevens gets the advantage with a side headlock but Jace quickly grabs a hold of Stevens and shoots him off into the ropes. Stevens bounces off the ropes and runs through Jace with a shoulder block that sends him down to the canvas hard. Stevens turns around and races towards the ropes again as Jace nips up to his feet. As Stevens comes off the ropes Jace goes to leap frog over him but Stevens catches Jace in mid-air and hits him with a T-bone suplex that snaps him down to the canvas hard.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the early control in this match and you would think with his condition here tonight he will want to finish this one early.
Benny Newell: Like America... I mean Jace and Tara will let that happen.
Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Jace by the hair and drags him back up to his feet but Jace gives an obvious rack to Stevens' eyes. Scottywood yells at America to do something but America acts like he didn't see a thing as Jace grabs a hold of Stevens and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. Stevens doubles over in pain but Jace quickly leaps over him and transitions into a backstabber that sends Stevens crashing down against his knee brace. Stevens arches his back in a pain on the canvas as Jace gets up to his feet and stalks around Stevens. Slowly Stevens pulls himself back up to a vertical base but right into a boot to the mid-section from Jace. With a quick grab Jace shoves Stevens into position before lifting him high into the air and spiking him down to the canvas with a cradle piledriver. Jace hooks the leg and makes the cover as America slides in for a very fast count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Scottywood dives in and breaks out the count before America can reach three!
Joe Hoffman: That was a fast count by America and luckily Scottywood was able to dive in and break it up before they were cheated out of victory here tonight.
Benny Newell: What America is supposed to count slow just because? How the fuck long do you think three seconds take?
Scottywood argues with America but America forces him back to the corner as Jace gets up to his feet and makes the tag in for Tara. Jace grabs a hold of Stevens pulling him up off of the mat and leaving him wide open for Tara to give him a stiff kick to the chest that floors him down to the canvas. Jace exits the ring as Stevens is on the canvas clutching his chest and having a hard time breathing. Tara looks to go for the kill as she makes her way over towards the corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Tara perches herself on the top rope then leaps off going for a moonsault but Steven rolls out of the way causing Tara to crash and burn down to the canvas. Tara rolls around on the canvas holding her mid-section in pain as Scott Stevens slowly begins to fight his way back up to his feet.
Joe Hoffman: This could be the turning point in this match but Stevens really needs to make the tag to Scottywood.
Benny Newell: You really think even half dead that fucker is going to want to ask Scottywood for help?
Even after the missed moonsault Tara is the first one back up to her feet and she unleashes an assault of forarm shots to the face of Stevens then whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip right into a boot to the mid-section and the Toxic Sting that brings the crowd to it's feet. However Stevens doesn't have it in him to make it over to make the cover on Tara. Jace tries to scream to Tara to get up but slowly Stevens begins crawling over until finally being able to lay an arm over Tara's chest to make the cover. America begrudgingly drops down to make a very slow count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Jace comes into the ring and pulls Stevens off of Tara and America acts like it was such a close count even though it wasn't!
Joe Hoffman: This match should have been over but America is obviously showing favoritism for Jace and Tara here!
Benny Newell: Or maybe Stevens just took a fuckton of time getting over there just to grope a tit.
Joe Hoffman: Like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
Benny Newell: Fuck you there are two tits and I got two hands DRINK!
Jace exits the ring again as Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara and slowly pulls her back up to a vertical base. Stevens steps backwards then by mistake steps on America's foot. America screams in pain then begins yelling for the bell to be rang.
Joe Hoffman: What in the world is going on now?
Benny Newell: He assaulted America!
Christopher America: This man assaulted an HOW referee and he's disqualified!
Scott Stevens: WHAT?! Why are you disqualifying me?!
Christopher America: First because you assaulted me and second because you're a fucking Mexican!
Stevens has had enough and literally shoves America but America fires back with a shove of his own which pushes Stevens back into the ropes. This gives Scottywood the chance to tag himself into the match and go right after America with right hands to the face. Scottywood grabs a hold of America and tosses him over the top rope and down to the arena floor below as the crowd goes nuts.
Benny Newell: He can't do that to America!
Joe Hoffman: I think its fair game seeing as America tried to disqualify them for nothing!
Tara makes her way over towards the corner and makes the tag into Jace who rushes into the ring after Scottywood but Scottywood sees Jace coming and grabs Jace by the throat. Scottywood lifts Jace high into the air and hits him with the Scottyslam down to the mat hard. Tara is the next person to charge in at Scottywood but Scottywood gives her a big boot to the face that sends her down to the canvas hard. Scottywood turns around and focuses his attention on Jace who staggers back up to his feet. Scottywood gives Jace a boot to the mid-section then lifts him up high before connecting with Game Misconduct in the middle of the ring. Scottywood hooks the leg and makes the cover on Jace but America is still on the outside of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: There is no referee in the ring to make the count and this match should be over!
Benny Newell: And whose fucking fault is that? I told you that these two were fucking idiots.
The crowd cheers wildly as Joel Hortega appears on stage in his referee's shirt and sprints down to the ring as fast as he can. Joel slides under the bottom rope into the ring and begins to make the count.
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!!!!!
NO!!!!! America is back on his feet and pulls Hortega out of the ring before the three!!!
Benny Newell: Oh thank Lee! Kill that Mexican!
Joe Hoffman: Which one?
Benny Newell: Both of them!
America grabs Hortega and connects with For America to Hortega on the arena floor. America slides back into the ring as Scottywood grabs a hold of Jace and lifts him back up to his feet but this time it's Stevens that reaches in and tags himself into the match and Scottywood is livid. Scottywood shoves Stevens but Stevens fires a right hand to the jaw of Scottywood that floors him as the crowd erupts. Stevens turns around and walks right into a superkick from Jace that plants him down to the canvas. Jace falls to the mat himself and begins crawling over to his corner as Stevens reaches up and tries to make the tag back into Scottywood but Scottywood just smirks as he drops down off of the canvas and walks away. Stevens looks on in disbelief as Scottywood grabs his hockey stick and pulls something out of his pocket.
Joe Hoffman: Are those panties?
Benny Newell: I told you he was a fag!
Scottywood: Have fun Stevens, I know I will with your wife!
Scottywood makes his way up the ramp sniffing the panties as Stevens is about to explode with anger inside of the ring. Suddenly the crowd explodes as mysterious man appears on stage. Scottywood smirks thinking the reaction is for him but then turns around and looks like he just seen a ghost.
Joe Hoffman: That is Reggie Rivid!
Benny Newell: Who and what the fuck is a Reggie Rivid?!
Joe Hoffman: He's a former NGW World Champion and he's here tonight on Mayhem!
Scottywood goes to swing the hockey stick at Reggie Rivid but Reggie ducks out of the way and hits Scottywood with Rearranged to the spine before grabbing a hold of Scottywood and planting him with The Impaler right on the stage.
Joe Hoffman: OH MY GOD! He might have just broken Scottywood's neck with that move!
Benny Newell: This night just keeps getting better and better!
Scottywood laid out and bleeding on the stage as Reggie Rivid grabs a hold of the hockey stick. Scottywood begins crawling over towards Rivid and grabs a hold of his leg trying to pull himself up to his feet but Rivid rears back and blasts Scottywood right in the head with the hockey stick breaking it in half and implanting the blade part of the stick right into Scottywood's skull. That's not enough for Rivid as he leans down and pulls the blade out of Scottywood's skull begins raking the barbwire over Scottywood's face and eyes.
Joe Hoffman: This is just too much someone needs to help Scottywood here!
Benny Newell: And who the fuck is going to do that huh? Jace? Tara? America? Maybe Stevens after being injected with heroin and having his family kidnapped by Scottywood?
Rivid pulls himself up to his feet and leaves Scottywood a bloody and broken mess on the stage as EMT's rush out. Inside of the ring Stevens has been watching what is going on with Scottywood on stage but hasn't noticed that Jace has gotten back up to his feet. Jace spins Stevens around and gives him a boot to the mid-section then shoves him into position. Stevens tries to fight out of it but Jace gives him a couple of knee shots right to the chest that take all of the fight right out of Stevens. Jace reaches over and makes the tag into Tara before lifting Stevens high into the air. Tara races towards the ropes as Jace tosses Stevens into the corner with a powerbomb right into the turnbuckle. Stevens staggers out of the corner but Jace gives him a dropkick to the knee as Tara bounces off the ropes. Stevens goes down to one knee as Tara leaps into the air and connects with The Goodnight Kiss to the back of Stevens' head. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover as America makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!
Bryan McVay: Your winners via pinfall are THE DAVIDSONS!!!!!!!!!!!
(S)aint fills the arena once again as America lifts Jace and Tara's arms into the air in victory. Husband and wife celebrate in the middle of the ring as America exits the ring and smiles as he passes Scottywood who is being loaded onto a stretcher.
Joe Hoffman: Big win here tonight for Jace and Tara but with Scottywood leaving Stevens and then getting laid out by Reggie Rivid. It was just odds that Stevens with his condition couldn't overcome tonight.
Benny Newell: They were fucking doomed from the start Hoffhole but that's nothing new but I think Stevens night isn't finished yet.
Jace and Tara turn around and see that Stevens is still on the mat holding his chest in pain and smile at each other. Tara walks over and grabs a hold of Stevens lifting him up to his feet. Jace gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then plants him with Twisted Reality as the crowd boos loudly.
Joe Hoffman: Come on is this really necessary? That man is obviously injured and needs medical attention.
Benny Newell: This is payback Hoffhole, he disrespected Jace and he disrespected his wife and now he's going to pay for it.
Tara looks down at Stevens who is absolutely motionless and lifeless on the mat and stands over him. Just when everyone thought this was over Tara pulls her hot pants aside much to the shock of the crowd revealing her vagina to the audience.
Joe Hoffman: What is happening here?!
Benny Newell: I must be dreaming! Hurry up fucker give me your phone! Take a picture goddamnit!!!!
Benny literally pushes Joe out of his seat and begins mauling him for his cell phone as Tara reaches down slowly between her legs and pulls out her own tampon. The crowd gasps in horror as Tara holds the dripping wet bloody tampon high into the air over Stevens. Tara turns and looks over at Jace who nods his head up and down before Tara leans down and literally shoves the used tampon down the throat of Scott Stevens. The crowd groans in horror as Tara laughs wickedly while fucking the throat of the proud but lifeless Texan in the most disrespectful manner in HOW history.
Benny Newell: THAT. IS. AMAZING!
Joe pulls himself back up to his seat and literally gags while turning away from the ring.
Joe Hoffman: That is literally the most disgusting thing I've seen on television and I work for High Octane Wrestling.
Benny Newell: Shut the fuck up Stevens is one lucky bastard!
Joe Hoffman: How is THAT lucky?!
Benny Newell: He knows what Tara's pussy tastes like!
Joe Hoffman: Yeah but...
Benny Newell: Maybe she'll let him taste that next!
Joe Hoffman: I'm going to be sick!
Joe leaves the announcers table while Benny watches on with joy as the camera cut to the backstage arena of the arena.
As the arena is still buzzing over what they just seen from The Davidsons, Mayhem cuts to a pair of sharp scissors. Rather than a symbol of ill-intent, this pair proves to be a rather benign image...with them being used for more traditional purposes than are generally seen on High Octane Television. Held by frail, damaged hands, they slip through locks of jet-black, occasionally snipping and cutting strands away.