Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 5:17:10 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back folks… and we are just one more match away from War Games… but it is one match that has certainly had a lot of twist and turns…
Benny Newell: To say the fucking least Joe! Stevens ate a fucking used tampon!
Joe Hoffman: I was going to start off with how this was originally going to be a match between Scottywood and Scott Stevens. A match that has been building since last year’s War Games when they were on the same team. But after…
Benny Newell: After Stevens ate a fucking tampon!
Joe: No, after Tara defeated both Scott Stevens and Scottywood in back to back weeks, she was inserted into the match. But then …
Benny Newell: Stevens ate a fucking tampon!
Joe Hoffman: Benny! You’re going to turn off the snooty grammar Nazi Facebook Fed Place people if you keep saying that!
Benny Newell: Fuck them Joe! They are prudish little fucks who are wastes of fucking life to the wrestling world. This is H-O-fucking-W and I will say all fucking night how Scott Stevens ate Tara’s used fucking tampon until I pass out here on this table with near alcohol poisoning. DRINK!
Benny knocks back a shot of Jack from his trusty official HOW flask as Joe Hoffman just shakes his head.
Joe Hoffman: Ugh… fine… but back to the match, we saw Scottywood removed after he was brutally attack by a longtime foe of Scottywood’s, Reggie Rivid who made his HOW debut.
Benny Newell: Ya, by bludgeoning Scottywood in the skull with the blade of a hockey stick… I like this guy already.
Joe Hoffman: An attack, which we learned fractured the skull of The Hardcore Artist. Who we only know he was taken by ambulance… somewhere… but where exactly, no one has been able to find out. It’s like he has just vanished…
Benny Newell: But the fucker was in New York for Game four of his shitty ass Rangers.
Joe Hoffman: That is what his Twitter account claimed… but that has yet to actually be confirmed to be true.
Benny Newell: Well either way, Scottywood will NOT be here tonight… and it has already made War Games 2014 a better show.
Joe Hoffman: But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a lot of hate in this upcoming match. Because as Benny Newell has said already multiple times tonight, Tara did one of the most disgusting things HOW has ever seen… old or new era…
Benny Newell: Oh come on Joe… you never rode a girl while on her period? Never got your red wings?
Joe Hoffman: That’s disgusting Benny…
Benny Newell: Well Stevens has taken all of that to new levels after what Tara did to him on the last Mayhem before War Games… Roll that footage!
And just as Benny commands, the footage from last week starts to roll on the HOV screen.
Jace and Tara turn around and see that Stevens is still on the mat holding his chest in pain and smile at each other. Tara walks over and grabs a hold of Stevens lifting him up to his feet. Jace gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then plants him with Twisted Reality as the crowd boos loudly.
Joe Hoffman: Come on is this really necessary? That man is obviously injured and needs medical attention.
Benny Newell: This is payback Hoffhole, he disrespected Jace and he disrespected his wife and now he's going to pay for it.
Tara looks down at Stevens who is absolutely motionless and lifeless on the mat and stands over him. Just when everyone thought this was over Tara pulls her hot pants aside much to the shock of the crowd revealing her vagina to the audience.
Joe Hoffman: What is happening here?!
Benny Newell: I must be dreaming! Hurry up fucker give me your phone! Take a picture goddamnit!!!!
Benny literally pushes Joe out of his seat and begins mauling him for his cell phone as Tara reaches down slowly between her legs and pulls out her own tampon. The crowd gasps in horror as Tara holds the dripping wet bloody tampon high into the air over Stevens. Tara turns and looks over at Jace who nods his head up and down before Tara leans down and literally shoves the used tampon down the throat of Scott Stevens. The crowd groans in horror as Tara laughs wickedly while fucking the throat of the proud but lifeless Texan in the most disrespectful manner in HOW history.
Benny Newell: THAT. IS. AMAZING!
Joe pulls himself back up to his seat and literally gags while turning away from the ring.
Joe Hoffman: That is literally the most disgusting thing I've seen on television and I work for High Octane Wrestling.
Benny Newell: Shut the fuck up Stevens is one lucky bastard!
Joe Hoffman: How is THAT lucky?!
Benny Newell: He knows what Tara's pussy tastes like!
Joe Hoffman: Yeah but...
Benny Newell: Maybe she'll let him taste that next!
We cut back to side and Joe Hoffman is leaning off to the side of the announce table.
Joe Hoffman: You might not be the only one to puke here tonight Benny…
Benny Newell: But you will be the only bitch at this announce table.
Joe Hoffman: Well needless to say, that incident has given Scott Stevens sufficient reason to forget about Scottywood… for the time being and focus on getting some revenge against Tara Davidson tonight.
Benny Newell: If he hopes to ever save some face here in HOW… he better hope he can destroy that bitch.
“Roman’s Revenge” by Nicki Minja hits as boos start to fill The Best Arena and we see Tara make her way out onto the stage with a box in her hand.
Joe Hoffman: Speaking of Benny… here she is… with… what is that in her hands?
Benny Newell: A box of tampons! Now that is hilarious Joe!
Joe Hoffman: She’s certainly not worried about rubbing any salt in the wound of Scott Stevens. She better hope that it doesn’t bite her in the butt later.
Benny Newell: I’d bite her in the ass Joe…
The following match is scheduled for one fall… first making her way to the ring from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 120 pounds…. TARAAAA MICHAELSS-DAAAVIDSONNNN!!!!
Tara rolls into the ring and rips the box of tampons open as she starts to liter them across the ring and then heads back into the corner to wait for Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: This could get ugly real quick folks…
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd reaction is mixed as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena,
"As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting.
I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything.
Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in.
You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
The crowd intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the Champion of Texas.
Bryan McVay: And her opponent, hailing from the great state of Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
As Stevens stands on the ramp, his music is abruptly cut off.
After a few moments a song begins to play, but not just any song, “The Tampon Song!”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjB6JLOO_L8
Stevens looks behind him at the HOV as it shows a bloody tampon doing stupid things and he simply shakes his head in disgust. He walks down the aisle, talking trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens might lose it before the match even begins…
As Stevens reaches the ring he begins to circle it and tear up any signs that mention tampons or 97 Red. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, who let him have it with boos and with a barrage of Tampax tampons as they are thrown into the ring like streamers.
Benny Newell: It’s raining tampons!!
Joe Hoffman: Should have expected this… and it seems Stevens did too…
Stevens shakes his head as he drops to the mat and begins to stretch out on the ropes.
As the bell sounds the crowd begins to chant, “Change your tampon.” As Tara smiles and picks up one of the tampons from the ground and unwraps it as she reaches for he wrestling bottoms…
Benny Newell: Here we go again!!!
But Stevens doesn’t let it happen this time as Stevens charges at Tara and spears her to the ground as he starts to unleash a barrage of fury that must have been building up to a boiling point for the past two weeks. Rights starts raining down on Tara’s face, one , two, three, four shots to the face before Tara is able to get an elbow up into Stevens’ face and then another before she pushes him off and rolls out of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: And I’m sure that felt good for Stevens… but far from redemption…
Benny Newell: He ruined a perfectly good crotch shot of Tara! I had my iPhone ready and everything!
Stevens doesn’t give Tara a second to breathe though as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Tara by the hair before she can escape and throws her into the steel guardrail around the ring. She is slow to start getting up, but Stevens helps her back to her feet and throws her into the guardrail again as Boettcher starts his ten count on the two.
One…
Two……
Three………
Stevens picks Tara back up and lifts her up over his head right in front of a fan with another sign “Stevens Loves #97Red”. Stevens mouth “fuck you” as he drops her stomach across the top of the guardrail.
Four….
Five……
Six……….
Joe Hoffman: Stevens better be careful or this will be a short night for him.
Benny Newell: Maybe he is trying to save himself in case he is needed as a War Games replacement later tonight. I hear he is still portioning to get in the match.
Joe Hoffman: I doubt that is going to happen.
Benny Newell: I know…. Barely could say that with a straight face… Too funny that he thinks that! DRINK!
Seven….
Eight…….
Boettcher rolls out of the ring to warn Stevens that he’s almost reached the ten count as Stevens pulls Tara up again and throws goes to throw her into the steel steps…. But Boettcher is there and he gets slammed into the steel steps, his head banging off the ring post as he collapses to the ground unconscious.
Joe Hoffman: Boettcher down!
Benny Newell: That has to be on purpose!
Stevens smiles… not because of his intentions…. But because of the outcome as he immediately heads over to the timekeepers area and grabs himself a steel chair.
Joe Hoffman: Now this may be a quicker means to retribution….
But Tara isn’t gonna take a chair shot as she rolls out of the way and Stevens slams the mat on the outside. Tara then pops up and nails Stevens with a drop kick. Stevens staggers backwards as Tara charges at him… and gets a steel chair in the gut. Stevens then raises it and cracks it across the back of Tara… who collapses to the ground, the shot nearly cracking her 120 pound frame.
Joe Hoffman: Bet that felt good.
Stevens throws the chair into the ring as he goes over to the steel steps that Boettcher is laying on and throws the top one into the ring too.
Joe Hoffman: House cleaning by Stevens… and those are going to hurt a lot more than the tampons that still liter the ring.
Stevens goes back to Tara… but she has reached under the ring and pulled something out which she nails Stevens in the head with it…
Joe Hoffman: Did she just hit Stevens with…
Benny Newell: A sandbag! She hit Stevens with a sandbag!
Stevens shakes it off as Tara charges at him and Stevens boots her in the gut and nails the Toxic Sting!
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Tara falls to the ground as Stevens shakes the sandbag shot off for a second and looks over at Boettcher who is still out cold by the ring post and he shakes his head. Stevens just grabs Tara and rolls her into the ring… and then grabs Boettcher and throws him into the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is going to try and make something happen here… but the referee is still out.
Benny Newell: Because of him! This is all Stevens’ fault.
Getting back into the ring, Stevens as he sees the tampons which are still littered across the ring and smiles as he picks one of them up and starts to unwrap it. Of course the HOW fans start up another “Change your tampon” chant… but Stevens just brushes it off as he kneels down next to Tara and grabs her jaw. He then opens her mouth and goes to shove the tampon down Tara’s throat… but Tara nails Stevens with a hard right.
Benny Newell: Backfire Stevens!
Tara keeps nailing rights until Stevens staggers back onto his ass and Tara rolls back to her feet and nails a .24 Carat Kick to the head of Stevens who collapses to the mat. Tara quickly rolls him over for the pin.
Joe Hoffman: Light out still for Boettcher…
Benny Newell: I’ll go count!
Joe Hoffman: Sit down Benny.
Tara shakes her head as she gets up and grabs the steel chair that Stevens has brought into the ring and sizes up Stevens as she cracks him across the back with the chair… once, twice, three times before she throws it out of the ring. She then grabs Stevens’ legs and twists him up into a Texas cloverleaf as he reaches out for the ropes… just out of habit since there is no referee to even break the hold.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is in a bad spot now. He took those devastating chair shots and now Tara is just wrenching his back.
Benny Newell: Tap to the bitch Stevens! Tap!
Tara wrenches back one more time before she lets go of Stevens and makes her way over to Boettcher who she shakes to try and revive and he starts to come around. She turns back to Stevens who has gotten up and picks Tara up and nails the spinebuster right onto the steel steps that are still in the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Double S Spinebuster!
Benny Newell: Now he gets rid of the evidence… cheat!
Joe Hoffman: Tara just used a steel chair.
Benny Newell: That Stevens introduced!
Stevens kicks the steps out of the ring as he hooks the leg and goes to pin Tara as Boettcher barely is able to make it over to count.
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Three…………………………………………
Benny Newell: Cunt!
Joe Hoffman: Tara just barely with the shoulder up!
Stevens can’t believe it as he slams his fists on the mat as he pulls Tara back up to her feet and kicks her in the gut and…
Joe Hoffman: Tara reverses it!
She pushes Stevens away and he turns around right into a boot in the gut as she throws her legs up and connects with a scissor kick.
Joe Hoffman: Goodnight Kiss!
Benny Newell: Again! Lucky ass!
Joe Hoffman: It wasn’t a real… never mind. Cover by Tara!
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Three…………………………………………
Benny Newell: It’s over!
Joe Hoffman: NO! Foot on the ropes by Stevens!
Tara rolls over, nearly spent as she can’t believe that didn’t just end this. Boettcher still lays on the ground, holding his head as Stevens rolls away from Tara to the corner and starts to pull himself back up. Tara starts to get up as Stevens charges at her and goes for a big boot, but Tara ducks it and turns around to a high knee in the face. Stevens is staggered as Tara goes for a facebuster but Stevens pushes Tara away and she lands flat on her face.
Benny Newell: FAIL!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to end it!
Tara gets back up to her feet as Stevens runs and nails Tara with… with…. I’ll let Benny describe it…
Benny Newell: Cunt Punt!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a low blow to Tara lower regions… and she may not have balls…. But that still hurts!
Tara grabs her lower regions, but stays on her feet as Stevens nails her right a hard right that frees Tara’s hand from her vagina and allows Stevens to connect with another…
Benny Newell: Cunt Punt again!
Joe Hoffman: Do you need to call it that?
Benny Newell: It’s a medical term Joe! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!
Joe Hoffman: No it’s not a medical term!
Benny Newell: Well fucking sue me then!
Stevens boots Tara in the gut now and goes for the Toxic Sting…
Joe Hoffman: Reversal by Tara again!
Tara pushes Stevens away and leaps off the second rope right as Stevens turns around and eats a beautiful disaster from Tara.
Joe Hoffman: .24 Carat Kick!
Benny Newell: Fuck that shit! Never put a fucking ring on a bitch!
Joe Hoffman: Cover by Tara!
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Three…………………………………………………….
Benny Newell: Is it over?
Joe Hoffman: It is!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match in 17:49……. TARA MICHAELS-DAVIDSON!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Tara pulls it out again!
Benny Newell: No Joe! She sticks it in!
Joe Hoffman: Ugh! No, Tara squeezes out a win in one hell of a match! Stevens came close and gave Tara the punishment she deserved after last week… but it wasn’t enough to score the win over Tara this time.
Boettcher can’t even raise Tara’s arm as he rolls out of the ring and some HOW staff attends to him as he needs to be ready in a few minutes for the War Games match. Tara meanwhile celebrates her win as she takes a couple of the Tampons in the ring and throws them down at Stevens before she rolls out of the ring herself.
Joe Hoffman: Well that is three matches down and that just leaves one….
Benny Newell: WAR FUCKING GAMES!!!!!! DRINK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Yes it is… and we will have the spectacle that is War Games right after this commercial!!!
Benny Newell: To say the fucking least Joe! Stevens ate a fucking used tampon!
Joe Hoffman: I was going to start off with how this was originally going to be a match between Scottywood and Scott Stevens. A match that has been building since last year’s War Games when they were on the same team. But after…
Benny Newell: After Stevens ate a fucking tampon!
Joe: No, after Tara defeated both Scott Stevens and Scottywood in back to back weeks, she was inserted into the match. But then …
Benny Newell: Stevens ate a fucking tampon!
Joe Hoffman: Benny! You’re going to turn off the snooty grammar Nazi Facebook Fed Place people if you keep saying that!
Benny Newell: Fuck them Joe! They are prudish little fucks who are wastes of fucking life to the wrestling world. This is H-O-fucking-W and I will say all fucking night how Scott Stevens ate Tara’s used fucking tampon until I pass out here on this table with near alcohol poisoning. DRINK!
Benny knocks back a shot of Jack from his trusty official HOW flask as Joe Hoffman just shakes his head.
Joe Hoffman: Ugh… fine… but back to the match, we saw Scottywood removed after he was brutally attack by a longtime foe of Scottywood’s, Reggie Rivid who made his HOW debut.
Benny Newell: Ya, by bludgeoning Scottywood in the skull with the blade of a hockey stick… I like this guy already.
Joe Hoffman: An attack, which we learned fractured the skull of The Hardcore Artist. Who we only know he was taken by ambulance… somewhere… but where exactly, no one has been able to find out. It’s like he has just vanished…
Benny Newell: But the fucker was in New York for Game four of his shitty ass Rangers.
Joe Hoffman: That is what his Twitter account claimed… but that has yet to actually be confirmed to be true.
Benny Newell: Well either way, Scottywood will NOT be here tonight… and it has already made War Games 2014 a better show.
Joe Hoffman: But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a lot of hate in this upcoming match. Because as Benny Newell has said already multiple times tonight, Tara did one of the most disgusting things HOW has ever seen… old or new era…
Benny Newell: Oh come on Joe… you never rode a girl while on her period? Never got your red wings?
Joe Hoffman: That’s disgusting Benny…
Benny Newell: Well Stevens has taken all of that to new levels after what Tara did to him on the last Mayhem before War Games… Roll that footage!
And just as Benny commands, the footage from last week starts to roll on the HOV screen.
Jace and Tara turn around and see that Stevens is still on the mat holding his chest in pain and smile at each other. Tara walks over and grabs a hold of Stevens lifting him up to his feet. Jace gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then plants him with Twisted Reality as the crowd boos loudly.
Joe Hoffman: Come on is this really necessary? That man is obviously injured and needs medical attention.
Benny Newell: This is payback Hoffhole, he disrespected Jace and he disrespected his wife and now he's going to pay for it.
Tara looks down at Stevens who is absolutely motionless and lifeless on the mat and stands over him. Just when everyone thought this was over Tara pulls her hot pants aside much to the shock of the crowd revealing her vagina to the audience.
Joe Hoffman: What is happening here?!
Benny Newell: I must be dreaming! Hurry up fucker give me your phone! Take a picture goddamnit!!!!
Benny literally pushes Joe out of his seat and begins mauling him for his cell phone as Tara reaches down slowly between her legs and pulls out her own tampon. The crowd gasps in horror as Tara holds the dripping wet bloody tampon high into the air over Stevens. Tara turns and looks over at Jace who nods his head up and down before Tara leans down and literally shoves the used tampon down the throat of Scott Stevens. The crowd groans in horror as Tara laughs wickedly while fucking the throat of the proud but lifeless Texan in the most disrespectful manner in HOW history.
Benny Newell: THAT. IS. AMAZING!
Joe pulls himself back up to his seat and literally gags while turning away from the ring.
Joe Hoffman: That is literally the most disgusting thing I've seen on television and I work for High Octane Wrestling.
Benny Newell: Shut the fuck up Stevens is one lucky bastard!
Joe Hoffman: How is THAT lucky?!
Benny Newell: He knows what Tara's pussy tastes like!
Joe Hoffman: Yeah but...
Benny Newell: Maybe she'll let him taste that next!
We cut back to side and Joe Hoffman is leaning off to the side of the announce table.
Joe Hoffman: You might not be the only one to puke here tonight Benny…
Benny Newell: But you will be the only bitch at this announce table.
Joe Hoffman: Well needless to say, that incident has given Scott Stevens sufficient reason to forget about Scottywood… for the time being and focus on getting some revenge against Tara Davidson tonight.
Benny Newell: If he hopes to ever save some face here in HOW… he better hope he can destroy that bitch.
“Roman’s Revenge” by Nicki Minja hits as boos start to fill The Best Arena and we see Tara make her way out onto the stage with a box in her hand.
Joe Hoffman: Speaking of Benny… here she is… with… what is that in her hands?
Benny Newell: A box of tampons! Now that is hilarious Joe!
Joe Hoffman: She’s certainly not worried about rubbing any salt in the wound of Scott Stevens. She better hope that it doesn’t bite her in the butt later.
Benny Newell: I’d bite her in the ass Joe…
The following match is scheduled for one fall… first making her way to the ring from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 120 pounds…. TARAAAA MICHAELSS-DAAAVIDSONNNN!!!!
Tara rolls into the ring and rips the box of tampons open as she starts to liter them across the ring and then heads back into the corner to wait for Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: This could get ugly real quick folks…
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd reaction is mixed as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena,
"As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting.
I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything.
Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in.
You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
The crowd intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the Champion of Texas.
Bryan McVay: And her opponent, hailing from the great state of Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
As Stevens stands on the ramp, his music is abruptly cut off.
After a few moments a song begins to play, but not just any song, “The Tampon Song!”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjB6JLOO_L8
Stevens looks behind him at the HOV as it shows a bloody tampon doing stupid things and he simply shakes his head in disgust. He walks down the aisle, talking trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens might lose it before the match even begins…
As Stevens reaches the ring he begins to circle it and tear up any signs that mention tampons or 97 Red. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, who let him have it with boos and with a barrage of Tampax tampons as they are thrown into the ring like streamers.
Benny Newell: It’s raining tampons!!
Joe Hoffman: Should have expected this… and it seems Stevens did too…
Stevens shakes his head as he drops to the mat and begins to stretch out on the ropes.
As the bell sounds the crowd begins to chant, “Change your tampon.” As Tara smiles and picks up one of the tampons from the ground and unwraps it as she reaches for he wrestling bottoms…
Benny Newell: Here we go again!!!
But Stevens doesn’t let it happen this time as Stevens charges at Tara and spears her to the ground as he starts to unleash a barrage of fury that must have been building up to a boiling point for the past two weeks. Rights starts raining down on Tara’s face, one , two, three, four shots to the face before Tara is able to get an elbow up into Stevens’ face and then another before she pushes him off and rolls out of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: And I’m sure that felt good for Stevens… but far from redemption…
Benny Newell: He ruined a perfectly good crotch shot of Tara! I had my iPhone ready and everything!
Stevens doesn’t give Tara a second to breathe though as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Tara by the hair before she can escape and throws her into the steel guardrail around the ring. She is slow to start getting up, but Stevens helps her back to her feet and throws her into the guardrail again as Boettcher starts his ten count on the two.
One…
Two……
Three………
Stevens picks Tara back up and lifts her up over his head right in front of a fan with another sign “Stevens Loves #97Red”. Stevens mouth “fuck you” as he drops her stomach across the top of the guardrail.
Four….
Five……
Six……….
Joe Hoffman: Stevens better be careful or this will be a short night for him.
Benny Newell: Maybe he is trying to save himself in case he is needed as a War Games replacement later tonight. I hear he is still portioning to get in the match.
Joe Hoffman: I doubt that is going to happen.
Benny Newell: I know…. Barely could say that with a straight face… Too funny that he thinks that! DRINK!
Seven….
Eight…….
Boettcher rolls out of the ring to warn Stevens that he’s almost reached the ten count as Stevens pulls Tara up again and throws goes to throw her into the steel steps…. But Boettcher is there and he gets slammed into the steel steps, his head banging off the ring post as he collapses to the ground unconscious.
Joe Hoffman: Boettcher down!
Benny Newell: That has to be on purpose!
Stevens smiles… not because of his intentions…. But because of the outcome as he immediately heads over to the timekeepers area and grabs himself a steel chair.
Joe Hoffman: Now this may be a quicker means to retribution….
But Tara isn’t gonna take a chair shot as she rolls out of the way and Stevens slams the mat on the outside. Tara then pops up and nails Stevens with a drop kick. Stevens staggers backwards as Tara charges at him… and gets a steel chair in the gut. Stevens then raises it and cracks it across the back of Tara… who collapses to the ground, the shot nearly cracking her 120 pound frame.
Joe Hoffman: Bet that felt good.
Stevens throws the chair into the ring as he goes over to the steel steps that Boettcher is laying on and throws the top one into the ring too.
Joe Hoffman: House cleaning by Stevens… and those are going to hurt a lot more than the tampons that still liter the ring.
Stevens goes back to Tara… but she has reached under the ring and pulled something out which she nails Stevens in the head with it…
Joe Hoffman: Did she just hit Stevens with…
Benny Newell: A sandbag! She hit Stevens with a sandbag!
Stevens shakes it off as Tara charges at him and Stevens boots her in the gut and nails the Toxic Sting!
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Tara falls to the ground as Stevens shakes the sandbag shot off for a second and looks over at Boettcher who is still out cold by the ring post and he shakes his head. Stevens just grabs Tara and rolls her into the ring… and then grabs Boettcher and throws him into the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is going to try and make something happen here… but the referee is still out.
Benny Newell: Because of him! This is all Stevens’ fault.
Getting back into the ring, Stevens as he sees the tampons which are still littered across the ring and smiles as he picks one of them up and starts to unwrap it. Of course the HOW fans start up another “Change your tampon” chant… but Stevens just brushes it off as he kneels down next to Tara and grabs her jaw. He then opens her mouth and goes to shove the tampon down Tara’s throat… but Tara nails Stevens with a hard right.
Benny Newell: Backfire Stevens!
Tara keeps nailing rights until Stevens staggers back onto his ass and Tara rolls back to her feet and nails a .24 Carat Kick to the head of Stevens who collapses to the mat. Tara quickly rolls him over for the pin.
Joe Hoffman: Light out still for Boettcher…
Benny Newell: I’ll go count!
Joe Hoffman: Sit down Benny.
Tara shakes her head as she gets up and grabs the steel chair that Stevens has brought into the ring and sizes up Stevens as she cracks him across the back with the chair… once, twice, three times before she throws it out of the ring. She then grabs Stevens’ legs and twists him up into a Texas cloverleaf as he reaches out for the ropes… just out of habit since there is no referee to even break the hold.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is in a bad spot now. He took those devastating chair shots and now Tara is just wrenching his back.
Benny Newell: Tap to the bitch Stevens! Tap!
Tara wrenches back one more time before she lets go of Stevens and makes her way over to Boettcher who she shakes to try and revive and he starts to come around. She turns back to Stevens who has gotten up and picks Tara up and nails the spinebuster right onto the steel steps that are still in the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Double S Spinebuster!
Benny Newell: Now he gets rid of the evidence… cheat!
Joe Hoffman: Tara just used a steel chair.
Benny Newell: That Stevens introduced!
Stevens kicks the steps out of the ring as he hooks the leg and goes to pin Tara as Boettcher barely is able to make it over to count.
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Benny Newell: Cunt!
Joe Hoffman: Tara just barely with the shoulder up!
Stevens can’t believe it as he slams his fists on the mat as he pulls Tara back up to her feet and kicks her in the gut and…
Joe Hoffman: Tara reverses it!
She pushes Stevens away and he turns around right into a boot in the gut as she throws her legs up and connects with a scissor kick.
Joe Hoffman: Goodnight Kiss!
Benny Newell: Again! Lucky ass!
Joe Hoffman: It wasn’t a real… never mind. Cover by Tara!
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Benny Newell: It’s over!
Joe Hoffman: NO! Foot on the ropes by Stevens!
Tara rolls over, nearly spent as she can’t believe that didn’t just end this. Boettcher still lays on the ground, holding his head as Stevens rolls away from Tara to the corner and starts to pull himself back up. Tara starts to get up as Stevens charges at her and goes for a big boot, but Tara ducks it and turns around to a high knee in the face. Stevens is staggered as Tara goes for a facebuster but Stevens pushes Tara away and she lands flat on her face.
Benny Newell: FAIL!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to end it!
Tara gets back up to her feet as Stevens runs and nails Tara with… with…. I’ll let Benny describe it…
Benny Newell: Cunt Punt!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a low blow to Tara lower regions… and she may not have balls…. But that still hurts!
Tara grabs her lower regions, but stays on her feet as Stevens nails her right a hard right that frees Tara’s hand from her vagina and allows Stevens to connect with another…
Benny Newell: Cunt Punt again!
Joe Hoffman: Do you need to call it that?
Benny Newell: It’s a medical term Joe! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!
Joe Hoffman: No it’s not a medical term!
Benny Newell: Well fucking sue me then!
Stevens boots Tara in the gut now and goes for the Toxic Sting…
Joe Hoffman: Reversal by Tara again!
Tara pushes Stevens away and leaps off the second rope right as Stevens turns around and eats a beautiful disaster from Tara.
Joe Hoffman: .24 Carat Kick!
Benny Newell: Fuck that shit! Never put a fucking ring on a bitch!
Joe Hoffman: Cover by Tara!
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Benny Newell: Is it over?
Joe Hoffman: It is!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match in 17:49……. TARA MICHAELS-DAVIDSON!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Tara pulls it out again!
Benny Newell: No Joe! She sticks it in!
Joe Hoffman: Ugh! No, Tara squeezes out a win in one hell of a match! Stevens came close and gave Tara the punishment she deserved after last week… but it wasn’t enough to score the win over Tara this time.
Boettcher can’t even raise Tara’s arm as he rolls out of the ring and some HOW staff attends to him as he needs to be ready in a few minutes for the War Games match. Tara meanwhile celebrates her win as she takes a couple of the Tampons in the ring and throws them down at Stevens before she rolls out of the ring herself.
Joe Hoffman: Well that is three matches down and that just leaves one….
Benny Newell: WAR FUCKING GAMES!!!!!! DRINK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Yes it is… and we will have the spectacle that is War Games right after this commercial!!!