Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 0:57:33 GMT
Joe Hoffman: It's time for one on one action here on Refueled and if there is a grudge match here in HOW Benny then it's between our next two stars.
Benny Newell: Grudge match my ass Hoffhole no one gives a flying fuck.
Joe Hoffman: Are you kidding Benny? This feud between The Scorpion Scott Stevens and the self-appointed Red Queen of HOW Tara Davidson has been going on for months now!
Benny Newell: It's not a feud Hoffhole.
Joe Hoffman: Benny I know how you are but honestly the fact that you just pass off something as tense as the feud between Scott Stevens and Tara Davidson is just unacceptable.
Benny Newell: A feud is when two people beat the hell out of each other back and forth one person winning half the time and the other person winning the other half right?
Joe Hoffman: That would be correct Benny.
Benny Newell: And when is the last time that Stevens has beaten Tara?
Joe Hoffman: That would be back in April.
Benny Newell: And this month would be...?
Joe Hoffman: This is August of course Benny.
Benny Newell: I rest my case Hoffhole. Benny 1 - Hoffhole bullshit 0. DRINK!!!
Benny raises his bottle of Jack high into the air and takes a drink from it as Hoffman clears his throat.
Joe Hoffman: Anyway regardless of my partner here Scott Stevens has made it widely known that he intends to put an end to the heated feud with Tara Davidson tonight and quote unquote make her his bitch.
Benny Newell: Again Hoffhole I told you it's not a feud. It's a one sided beat down where a fucking angry motherfucker from Texas gets his brains kicked in by a woman who shoved her delicious tampon down his throat.
Joe Hoffman: Did you just call her bloody used tampon delicious?
Benny Newell: You're damn right I did. DRINK!!!
Joe Hoffman: I think I'm going to be sick...
Hoffman begins gagging as Benny sighs before grabbing a glass and passing it over to Hoffman.
Benny Newell: Here drink this you tool.
Hoffman grabs a hold of the glass and begins chugging before licking his lips and turning towards Benny.
Joe Hoffman: This is quite tasty, what is it?
Benny Newell: Oh just a little somethin' somethin' I whipped up earlier when Tara stopped by my Kool-Aid stand.
Hoffman drops the glass and literally begins vomiting over the side of the announcers table.
Benny Newell: It's good because unlike that pulp free orange juice shit this still has the cunt hairs floating in it.
Hoffman falls out of his chair and continues unloading the contents of his stomach when suddenly the sound of "Roman's Revenge" by Nicki Minja fills the arena. The crowd stands on their feet and begins booing loudly as Tara Davidson makes her way out on stage. Tara raises her arms on stage soaking in all of the hatred from the fans before making her way down the ramp slowly. Tara blows a kiss over in the direction of Benny Newell and his boner damn near flips over the announcers table.
Bryan McVay Introducing first now residing in Miami, Florida weighing in at 120lbs. She is the Red Queen of HOW here is TARA DAVIDSONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Hurry the fuck up and quit being a pussy Hoffhole. You're going to miss Tara jiggling down to the ring!
Hoffman staggers back up to his seat and puts his headset back on.
Joe Hoffman: I can't believe you did that!
Benny Newell: Whoa simmah down Tony Wyles and back off with your "I can't believe it's not butthurt" rage. It's time for the match and you're not doing your job.
Joe Hoffman: You're right I apologize folks, Tara is on the way to the ring and she looks ready for tonight’s match. She doesn't seem bothered in the slightest bit over the fact that Scott Stevens pretty much guaranteed himself a victory tonight over her.
Benny Newell: I can totally see chunks of pubes still stuck in your teeth. DRINK!!!
Tara makes her way up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. Tara makes her way to the center of the ring then poses for the fans once again as her music dies down. The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The cheers intensify as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay And her opponent from Houston deep in the GREAT state of Texas weighing in at 256lbs. He is THE SCORPION SCOTT STEVENSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens looks fantastic here tonight and you can really tell by the look on his face that he's completely focused and that maybe just maybe his training will finally pay off tonight in a win against Tara Davidson.
Benny Newell: Never happen Hoffhole, Scott Stevens is meant to be known as the Lonesome Loser forever. You don't go from chewing on a bitch's tampon to winning matches just because you want it really badly.
Joe Hoffman: Are you saying there is no chance of Scott Stevens beating Tara Davidson here tonight?
Benny Newell: I'm saying the chances of Scott Stevens winning a fucking match here on Refueled are about as good as me giving up alcohol and sucking your dick.
Walking down the aisle, Stevens fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As suddenly his music cuts out. Stevens stops in his tracks wondering what is going on when the answer comes in the form of his music being replaced by the sound of "Lonesome Loser" by The Little River Band. Inside of the ring Tara is howling with laughter as fans in the arena begin singing along with the lyrics.
Benny Newell: Oh my Lee, Hoffhole have you heard?
Joe Hoffman: Tara Davidson once again is playing mind games with The Scorpion Scott Stevens here tonight.
Benny Newell: Oh have you heard though Hoffhole?
Joe Hoffman: You can tell it's getting under the skin of Stevens but that might come back to bite Tara in the ass tonight if she doesn't take this man seriously.
Benny Newell: Motherfucker don't ignore me! I asked if you if you heard!
Joe Hoffman: What Benny?
Benny Newell: About that Lonesome Loser! Beaten by Tara every time! DRINK!!!!
Stevens is livid and races down the ramp towards the ring. Stevens slides under the bottom rope to enter the ring but then doesn't wait for the bell to charge directly at Tara and spear her down to the canvas hard. The music cuts out as referee Rick 'Even' Stevens calls for the bell to signal the start of the match. Stevens mounts himself on top of Tara and begins raining down a vicious assault of both right and left hands to the face of the woman that has been the bane of his existence for months here in HOW. Tara tries her best to use her arms to cover up but each time Stevens just swats her arms out of the way and goes back to punching the living shit out of her.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has unleashed the full brunt of his rage here tonight against Tara!
Benny Newell: If Tara can take a beating from Jace and still show up here tonight then all Stevens is doing right now is tickling her.
Rick 'Even' Stevens reaches down and literally pulls Stevens off of Tara giving her time to breathe for the first time since Stevens entered the ring. Tara staggers her way back up to her feet but Stevens shoves the referee out of the way and takes Tara's head off with a clothesline that sends her down to the canvas. Tara scrambles back up to her feet but Stevens gives her a boot to the mid-section then whips her into the turnbuckle. Tara hits the turnbuckle spine first hard and staggers out of the corner but Stevens is already on the move. Stevens bounces off the ropes and then rides Tara down to the canvas with a bulldog. Stevens gets back up to his feet and stalks around Tara as she once again staggers back up to her feet. Tara turns and swings a wild roundhouse kick towards Stevens' head but Stevens ducks under it. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara and hits her with a forward Russian legsweep that plants her face first on the canvas. Stevens gets back up to his feet and gives Tara zero time to breathe by pulling her back up to her feet. Stevens gives Tara a couple of knees to the face before whipping her into the ropes but out of desperation Tara reverses the whip on Stevens. Before Tara can even figure out her next or rather first move Stevens rebounds off the ropes leaping into the air and connecting with a Superman Punch to the skull of his opponent. Tara falls to the mat busted open from the impact but quickly rolls out of the ring for cover.
Joe Hoffman: Total domination by Scott Stevens here tonight and Tara is reeling big time here tonight at Refueled!
Benny Newell: It's in the bag Hoffhole just watch, once a Lonesome Loser always a Lonesome Loser.
Scott Stevens slides out of the ring and gives chase to Tara. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara spinning her around but Tara reaches up and rakes Stevens across the eyes. With Stevens blinded Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section then whips him into the steel ring steps but Stevens reverses the whip and Tara crashing up and over the steel ring steps. Stevens makes his way around the ring steps then grabs a hold of Tara and rolls her back into the ring. Stevens slides back into the ring then grabs a hold of Tara and pulls her back up to a vertical base. Stevens pulls Tara backwards then spikes her down to the canvas with the Scorpion Death Drop. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Tara as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Tara gets her shoulder up before the three count!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens connected with the Scorpion Death Drop and just like that he almost beat Tara Davidson here tonight without her even pulling off a single move!
Benny Newell: Almost doesn't count Hoffhole because it's Stevens and he's cursed like I told you. Tara has this in the bag even the fucking song says beaten by Tara every time!
Joe Hoffman: Those aren't the real lyrics and you know it Benny!
Scott Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara by the legs. Stevens steps through and tries to lock in the Arachnophobia submission but Tara scratches and crawls her way towards the ropes. Rick 'Even' Stevens comes over and begins his five count for Stevens to let go of Tara but Tara uses the small distraction to yank one of her legs free before kicking Stevens right in the groin as hard as she possibly can. Stevens doubles over in obvious pain as Tara uses the ropes to pull herself back up to her feet. Tara grabs a hold of Stevens then uses the ropes to drill Stevens down to the canvas with a springboard tornado DDT.
Benny Newell: See Hoffhole just like I told you Tara has this match in the bag.
Joe Hoffman: It's Tara's first move of the match and I have to say it came out of sheer desperation because Stevens was close to locking in that move and making her tap out in the center of the ring.
Tara gets back up to her feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to a vertical base. Tara wipes the blood from her face before hitting Stevens with a couple of forearm shots to the face. Tara whips Stevens into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip and sends Tara into the ropes. Tara bounces off the ropes and hits Stevens with a handspring elbow to the face that knocks him back down to the canvas. Tara gets back up to her feet then stalks around Stevens as he staggers back up to his feet. Tara gives Stevens a kick to the ribs then pulls him back near the corner. Tara grabs a hold Stevens and hits him with a side Russian legsweep that slams the back of his head against the middle turnbuckle pad. Stevens rolls around the mat holding the back of head in pain as Tara gets back up to her feet. Tara turns and races towards the ropes as Stevens begins to pull himself back up to one knee. Tara bounces off the ropes and then hits Stevens with a swinging neckbreaker that sends him crashing back down to the canvas. Tara gets back up to her feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to his feet. Tara gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip and sends Tara into the ropes. Stevens turns and sets up for a Double S spinebuster but Tara springboards off of the ropes and connects with the .24 Carat Kick to the face of Scott Stevens. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-- NO! Stevens kicks out before the three count can be made!
Joe Hoffman: Tara connects with the .24 Carat Kick but that wasn't enough to put Scott Stevens away here tonight and I think Tara is in shock.
Benny Newell: Tara has everything under control and it'll be a matter of time before she pulls out a tampon and ends this thing. Speaking of which Hoffhole did you want some more Kool-Aid?
Tara gets up to her feet then stalks around Stevens who uses the ropes to start pulling himself up to a vertical base. Tara charges and hits Stevens with a dropkick to the knees that takes his feet out from under him and drops him throat first along the middle rope. Tara steps through the ropes to stand on the ring apron then signals for the finish. Tara races along the ring apron then leaps into the air going for The Goodnight Kiss but at the last moment Stevens rolls out of the way and hits nothing but ring apron. Stevens quickly gets back up to his feet then connects with a dropkick that sends Tara flying off the ring apron and into the steel barricade on the outside hard. Stevens pulls himself back up to his feet then gets a running start as Tara begins to show signs of life on the outside of the ring. Stevens leaps through the ropes and hits Tara with a suicide dive that knocks her back down to the arena floor hard.
Joe Hoffman: Tara went for it all with that one move but it backfired on her! Now Stevens with a suicide dive which I don't think I've ever seen him down as taken back control of this match!
Benny Newell: All Stevens did is prolong this match and save himself from be decapitated by Tara by the skin of his cunt.
Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara and rolls her back into the ring. Stevens slides back into the ring then stalks around Tara as she slowly staggers back up to her feet. As Tara turns around Stevens gives her a boot to the mid-section that doubles her over then shoves her head between his legs. Stevens lifts Tara into the air and then hits her with a powerbomb down to the canvas hard. Stevens keeps his hands locked around Tara then literally muscles her off of the canvas and back into the air before hitting her with a second powerbomb. Again Stevens keeps his hands locked and muscles Tara up into the air one more time and hits her this time with a sitout powerbomb that literally shakes the ring. Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs Tara by the hair to drag her lifeless body back up to a vertical base. Stevens hoists Tara up over his shoulder then spikes her in the middle of the ring The Scorpion Driver. Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara again as he pulls her back up to a vertical base. Tara can barely stand on her own two feet but Stevens uses one hand to hold her by the chin and the other to flip her off. Stevens gives Tara a boot to the mid-section then connects with the Toxic Sting.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING! We're three seconds away from Scott Stevens defeating Tara Davidson here at Refueled!
Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Tara as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! NOOOOO! Tara got her shoulder up at the last second and Stevens can't believe it!
Joe Hoffman: Triple powerbomb, sitout tombstone piledriver, and then the Toxic Sting and yet somehow Tara Davidson managed to kick out of all that! Everyone in this arena included Scott Stevens himself is in shock that this match isn't over!
Benny Newell: And this is where Stevens blows his lid, fucks this up and remains the Lonesome Loser for the rest of his life.
Scott Stevens gets up to his feet and pleads with the referee of the same name that it was three but Rick 'Even' Stevens confirms it was only a two before Tara got her shoulder off of the canvas. Scott Stevens turns around and grabs a hold of Tara determined to finish her off as he pulls her back up to her feet. However Tara counters hitting Stevens with a low blow that sends him crumbing back down to the mat hard.
Benny Newell: See Hoffhole it’s like I told you... HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT LONESOME LOSER?! DRINK!!!
Rick 'Even' Stevens begins his ten count as both Stevens and Tara are on the mat motionless. By the count of eight both have managed to regain a vertical base on shaky legs. Tara charges Stevens and goes for a boot to the mid-section but Stevens catches her leg. Tara hops around a bit but then connects with an enziguri kick to the back of the head that sends Stevens crashing down to the canvas. Tara gets back to her feet then races towards the ropes as Stevens begins to pull himself back up to his feet. Tara springs off the ropes and then snaps Stevens over with a hurricanrana that sends him crashing down to the canvas. Stevens begins to stagger back up to his feet but Tara charges before leaping into the air and hitting Stevens with a codebreaker that sends him back down to the canvas the hard way. Tara gets back up to her feet then runs her thumb across her throat as the crowd boo's wildly. As Stevens staggers back up to his feet Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section then connects with The Face Lift planting him down to the canvas. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! .... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Stevens kicks out before the three and Tara looks like she just crapped her pants!
Joe Hoffman: Tara Davidson has connected with both the .24 Carat Kick and The Face Lift and it still hasn't been enough to put Scott Stevens away here. I think you're wrong Benny, I think tonight is the night that Scott Stevens finally tastes victory!
Benny Newell: Calm down Hoffhole your spitting pubes all over the place!
Tara gets up to her feet then makes her way over towards the corner and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Stevens hasn't moved since kicking out as Tara balances herself on the top rope. Tara leaps off the top rope going for a moonsault but at the last second Scott Stevens springs to his feet before leaping into the air and connecting flush on the chin of Tara with Debbie Does Dallas. Tara is out cold on the canvas and the crowd erupts as Stevens scrambles over towards her. Stevens drops down and makes the cover on Tara and the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!!!
........NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Tara got her foot on the rope at the last second and Stevens is almost in tears!!!!
Joe Hoffman: That was one of the most amazing moves I've ever seen! Stevens pulled out something straight out of the Matrix and yet still Tara just barely got her foot on the rope before the three count!
Benny Newell: And look at him do the great state of Texas proud by crying like a little bitch because he can't beat a girl!
Stevens jolts up to his feet and grabs a hold of Rick 'Even' Stevens by the collar of his referee's shirt. Stevens unleashes an assault of verbal abuse to tonight's referee but Rick 'Even' Stevens points over towards Tara who still has her foot on the bottom rope. Steven drops the referee and tries to get his shit together as turns his rage back towards Tara. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara then pulls her back up to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle spine first hard. Stevens gets a head of steam then races towards the corner before leaping into the air for a Stinger Splash but Tara quickly grabs a hold of the referee to use him as a shield. Somehow Stevens stops himself before hit connects with the referee but that gives Tara enough time to slip out from behind. Tara comes up from behind Stevens and hits him with a dropkick that sends him crashing into the referee and crunches Rick 'Even' Stevens between the massive Texan and the turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: Dirty move by Tara Davidson using anything she can think of to survive here against Scott Stevens and now we have no referee!
Benny Newell: Which will go down in history as the point in time that Scott Stevens proved once again exactly why he is the Lonesome Loser DRINK!!!
Rick 'Even' Stevens crashes down to the canvas out cold as Scott Stevens slowly pulls himself back up to his feet. As Stevens turns around Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over. Tara turns and races towards the ropes as Stevens stays doubled over. Tara leaps into the air going for The Goodnight Kiss but Stevens catches Tara in mid-air and connects with a second Toxic Sting! The crowd loses their shit as Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Tara but there is no referee to make the count.
Joe Hoffman: A second Toxic Sting and this match should be over but there is no referee to make the count!
Benny Newell: Fuck sake Tara if you lose this match I'm not longer in partnership with you to make Kool-Aid!
Stevens gets up to his feet then grabs a hold of Rick 'Even' Stevens and begins to drag him over to where Tara is out cold. Just when Stevens is there he suddenly drops the referee because a lightbulb appears over his head -- not literally but the fucker has an idea -- that makes lose all logic. Stevens slides under then ring then begins digging under the ring apron for something.
Joe Hoffman: I don't understand what Stevens is doing here! He should wake up the referee and get this win while Tara is out cold!
Benny Newell: Tara has already kicked out of one Toxic Sting what makes you think a second one will beat her?
The crowd pops when they see that Stevens has pulled a table out from under the ring. Stevens slides the table into the ring then follows suit into the ring. Stevens grabs a hold of the table and begins setting it up near the corner. Once that is down Stevens turns and grabs a hold of Tara and lifts her up over his shoulder. Stevens takes Tara over towards the corner then sits her lifeless body on the top turnbuckle. Once Tara is perched on the top Stevens fires off a couple of right hands to the face just for good measure before climbing the turnbuckle. The crowd is on their feet as Stevens makes it to the top rope then turns his back to Tara while holding her neck over his shoulder.
Joe Hoffman: Could he be going for a Super Toxic Sting here? Is this what Scott Stevens thinks it'll take to finally put Tara Davidson away?!
Benny Newell: Someone hurry up and die here tonight my murder boner is throbbing!
Stevens has everything in position and goes to leap off the top but Tara comes to life and blocks the attempt holding onto the turnbuckle with her feet for dear life. Stevens tries to yank her free and put her through the table with the Toxic Sting but Tara counters by raking him across the eyes wildly. Stevens lets go of Tara bringing his hands up to his eyes in pain but Tara pushes Stevens off the top rope and sends her crashing through the table in the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Tara must have seen her life flashing before her eyes there because she just barely escaped and pushed Stevens through the table!
Benny Newell: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT LONESOME LOSERRRRRRRR!!!!!
The crowd goes ape shit from the carnage in the ring and Tara sits on the top turnbuckle trying to gather her shit. Inside of the ring a broken and battered Scott Stevens tries desperately to pull himself back up to a vertical base showing that he hasn't been defeated yet. Tara leaps off the top rope and connects with The Goodnight Kiss from the top sending Stevens skull bouncing off the pieces of broken table in the ring. Tara crawls over and lays an arm over Stevens as the referee finally comes to enough to make a slow barely conscious count.
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!
Bryan McVay And here is your winner.... TARA DAVIDSONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: BEATEN BY TARA DAVIDSON EVERY TIME!!!!!! DRINK!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: I'm speechless here folks.. these two absolutely went to war and I feel like Scott Stevens had this match won but he let desperation get the better of him. Stevens let his desperation to finally beat Tara and shut her up once and for all cost him the win here tonight!
Benny Newell: THE LONESOME LOSER LIVES!!!! DRINK!!!
Tara rolls out of the ring holding her ribs looking like she just get hit by a fucking train as she staggers up the ramp. Tara raises her arms in victory as Stevens remains on the mat motionless as the crowd adds insult to injury by chanting the lyrics to Lonesome Loser.
Benny Newell: Grudge match my ass Hoffhole no one gives a flying fuck.
Joe Hoffman: Are you kidding Benny? This feud between The Scorpion Scott Stevens and the self-appointed Red Queen of HOW Tara Davidson has been going on for months now!
Benny Newell: It's not a feud Hoffhole.
Joe Hoffman: Benny I know how you are but honestly the fact that you just pass off something as tense as the feud between Scott Stevens and Tara Davidson is just unacceptable.
Benny Newell: A feud is when two people beat the hell out of each other back and forth one person winning half the time and the other person winning the other half right?
Joe Hoffman: That would be correct Benny.
Benny Newell: And when is the last time that Stevens has beaten Tara?
Joe Hoffman: That would be back in April.
Benny Newell: And this month would be...?
Joe Hoffman: This is August of course Benny.
Benny Newell: I rest my case Hoffhole. Benny 1 - Hoffhole bullshit 0. DRINK!!!
Benny raises his bottle of Jack high into the air and takes a drink from it as Hoffman clears his throat.
Joe Hoffman: Anyway regardless of my partner here Scott Stevens has made it widely known that he intends to put an end to the heated feud with Tara Davidson tonight and quote unquote make her his bitch.
Benny Newell: Again Hoffhole I told you it's not a feud. It's a one sided beat down where a fucking angry motherfucker from Texas gets his brains kicked in by a woman who shoved her delicious tampon down his throat.
Joe Hoffman: Did you just call her bloody used tampon delicious?
Benny Newell: You're damn right I did. DRINK!!!
Joe Hoffman: I think I'm going to be sick...
Hoffman begins gagging as Benny sighs before grabbing a glass and passing it over to Hoffman.
Benny Newell: Here drink this you tool.
Hoffman grabs a hold of the glass and begins chugging before licking his lips and turning towards Benny.
Joe Hoffman: This is quite tasty, what is it?
Benny Newell: Oh just a little somethin' somethin' I whipped up earlier when Tara stopped by my Kool-Aid stand.
Hoffman drops the glass and literally begins vomiting over the side of the announcers table.
Benny Newell: It's good because unlike that pulp free orange juice shit this still has the cunt hairs floating in it.
Hoffman falls out of his chair and continues unloading the contents of his stomach when suddenly the sound of "Roman's Revenge" by Nicki Minja fills the arena. The crowd stands on their feet and begins booing loudly as Tara Davidson makes her way out on stage. Tara raises her arms on stage soaking in all of the hatred from the fans before making her way down the ramp slowly. Tara blows a kiss over in the direction of Benny Newell and his boner damn near flips over the announcers table.
Bryan McVay Introducing first now residing in Miami, Florida weighing in at 120lbs. She is the Red Queen of HOW here is TARA DAVIDSONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Hurry the fuck up and quit being a pussy Hoffhole. You're going to miss Tara jiggling down to the ring!
Hoffman staggers back up to his seat and puts his headset back on.
Joe Hoffman: I can't believe you did that!
Benny Newell: Whoa simmah down Tony Wyles and back off with your "I can't believe it's not butthurt" rage. It's time for the match and you're not doing your job.
Joe Hoffman: You're right I apologize folks, Tara is on the way to the ring and she looks ready for tonight’s match. She doesn't seem bothered in the slightest bit over the fact that Scott Stevens pretty much guaranteed himself a victory tonight over her.
Benny Newell: I can totally see chunks of pubes still stuck in your teeth. DRINK!!!
Tara makes her way up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. Tara makes her way to the center of the ring then poses for the fans once again as her music dies down. The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The cheers intensify as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay And her opponent from Houston deep in the GREAT state of Texas weighing in at 256lbs. He is THE SCORPION SCOTT STEVENSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens looks fantastic here tonight and you can really tell by the look on his face that he's completely focused and that maybe just maybe his training will finally pay off tonight in a win against Tara Davidson.
Benny Newell: Never happen Hoffhole, Scott Stevens is meant to be known as the Lonesome Loser forever. You don't go from chewing on a bitch's tampon to winning matches just because you want it really badly.
Joe Hoffman: Are you saying there is no chance of Scott Stevens beating Tara Davidson here tonight?
Benny Newell: I'm saying the chances of Scott Stevens winning a fucking match here on Refueled are about as good as me giving up alcohol and sucking your dick.
Walking down the aisle, Stevens fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As suddenly his music cuts out. Stevens stops in his tracks wondering what is going on when the answer comes in the form of his music being replaced by the sound of "Lonesome Loser" by The Little River Band. Inside of the ring Tara is howling with laughter as fans in the arena begin singing along with the lyrics.
Benny Newell: Oh my Lee, Hoffhole have you heard?
Joe Hoffman: Tara Davidson once again is playing mind games with The Scorpion Scott Stevens here tonight.
Benny Newell: Oh have you heard though Hoffhole?
Joe Hoffman: You can tell it's getting under the skin of Stevens but that might come back to bite Tara in the ass tonight if she doesn't take this man seriously.
Benny Newell: Motherfucker don't ignore me! I asked if you if you heard!
Joe Hoffman: What Benny?
Benny Newell: About that Lonesome Loser! Beaten by Tara every time! DRINK!!!!
Stevens is livid and races down the ramp towards the ring. Stevens slides under the bottom rope to enter the ring but then doesn't wait for the bell to charge directly at Tara and spear her down to the canvas hard. The music cuts out as referee Rick 'Even' Stevens calls for the bell to signal the start of the match. Stevens mounts himself on top of Tara and begins raining down a vicious assault of both right and left hands to the face of the woman that has been the bane of his existence for months here in HOW. Tara tries her best to use her arms to cover up but each time Stevens just swats her arms out of the way and goes back to punching the living shit out of her.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has unleashed the full brunt of his rage here tonight against Tara!
Benny Newell: If Tara can take a beating from Jace and still show up here tonight then all Stevens is doing right now is tickling her.
Rick 'Even' Stevens reaches down and literally pulls Stevens off of Tara giving her time to breathe for the first time since Stevens entered the ring. Tara staggers her way back up to her feet but Stevens shoves the referee out of the way and takes Tara's head off with a clothesline that sends her down to the canvas. Tara scrambles back up to her feet but Stevens gives her a boot to the mid-section then whips her into the turnbuckle. Tara hits the turnbuckle spine first hard and staggers out of the corner but Stevens is already on the move. Stevens bounces off the ropes and then rides Tara down to the canvas with a bulldog. Stevens gets back up to his feet and stalks around Tara as she once again staggers back up to her feet. Tara turns and swings a wild roundhouse kick towards Stevens' head but Stevens ducks under it. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara and hits her with a forward Russian legsweep that plants her face first on the canvas. Stevens gets back up to his feet and gives Tara zero time to breathe by pulling her back up to her feet. Stevens gives Tara a couple of knees to the face before whipping her into the ropes but out of desperation Tara reverses the whip on Stevens. Before Tara can even figure out her next or rather first move Stevens rebounds off the ropes leaping into the air and connecting with a Superman Punch to the skull of his opponent. Tara falls to the mat busted open from the impact but quickly rolls out of the ring for cover.
Joe Hoffman: Total domination by Scott Stevens here tonight and Tara is reeling big time here tonight at Refueled!
Benny Newell: It's in the bag Hoffhole just watch, once a Lonesome Loser always a Lonesome Loser.
Scott Stevens slides out of the ring and gives chase to Tara. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara spinning her around but Tara reaches up and rakes Stevens across the eyes. With Stevens blinded Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section then whips him into the steel ring steps but Stevens reverses the whip and Tara crashing up and over the steel ring steps. Stevens makes his way around the ring steps then grabs a hold of Tara and rolls her back into the ring. Stevens slides back into the ring then grabs a hold of Tara and pulls her back up to a vertical base. Stevens pulls Tara backwards then spikes her down to the canvas with the Scorpion Death Drop. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Tara as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Tara gets her shoulder up before the three count!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens connected with the Scorpion Death Drop and just like that he almost beat Tara Davidson here tonight without her even pulling off a single move!
Benny Newell: Almost doesn't count Hoffhole because it's Stevens and he's cursed like I told you. Tara has this in the bag even the fucking song says beaten by Tara every time!
Joe Hoffman: Those aren't the real lyrics and you know it Benny!
Scott Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara by the legs. Stevens steps through and tries to lock in the Arachnophobia submission but Tara scratches and crawls her way towards the ropes. Rick 'Even' Stevens comes over and begins his five count for Stevens to let go of Tara but Tara uses the small distraction to yank one of her legs free before kicking Stevens right in the groin as hard as she possibly can. Stevens doubles over in obvious pain as Tara uses the ropes to pull herself back up to her feet. Tara grabs a hold of Stevens then uses the ropes to drill Stevens down to the canvas with a springboard tornado DDT.
Benny Newell: See Hoffhole just like I told you Tara has this match in the bag.
Joe Hoffman: It's Tara's first move of the match and I have to say it came out of sheer desperation because Stevens was close to locking in that move and making her tap out in the center of the ring.
Tara gets back up to her feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to a vertical base. Tara wipes the blood from her face before hitting Stevens with a couple of forearm shots to the face. Tara whips Stevens into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip and sends Tara into the ropes. Tara bounces off the ropes and hits Stevens with a handspring elbow to the face that knocks him back down to the canvas. Tara gets back up to her feet then stalks around Stevens as he staggers back up to his feet. Tara gives Stevens a kick to the ribs then pulls him back near the corner. Tara grabs a hold Stevens and hits him with a side Russian legsweep that slams the back of his head against the middle turnbuckle pad. Stevens rolls around the mat holding the back of head in pain as Tara gets back up to her feet. Tara turns and races towards the ropes as Stevens begins to pull himself back up to one knee. Tara bounces off the ropes and then hits Stevens with a swinging neckbreaker that sends him crashing back down to the canvas. Tara gets back up to her feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to his feet. Tara gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip and sends Tara into the ropes. Stevens turns and sets up for a Double S spinebuster but Tara springboards off of the ropes and connects with the .24 Carat Kick to the face of Scott Stevens. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-- NO! Stevens kicks out before the three count can be made!
Joe Hoffman: Tara connects with the .24 Carat Kick but that wasn't enough to put Scott Stevens away here tonight and I think Tara is in shock.
Benny Newell: Tara has everything under control and it'll be a matter of time before she pulls out a tampon and ends this thing. Speaking of which Hoffhole did you want some more Kool-Aid?
Tara gets up to her feet then stalks around Stevens who uses the ropes to start pulling himself up to a vertical base. Tara charges and hits Stevens with a dropkick to the knees that takes his feet out from under him and drops him throat first along the middle rope. Tara steps through the ropes to stand on the ring apron then signals for the finish. Tara races along the ring apron then leaps into the air going for The Goodnight Kiss but at the last moment Stevens rolls out of the way and hits nothing but ring apron. Stevens quickly gets back up to his feet then connects with a dropkick that sends Tara flying off the ring apron and into the steel barricade on the outside hard. Stevens pulls himself back up to his feet then gets a running start as Tara begins to show signs of life on the outside of the ring. Stevens leaps through the ropes and hits Tara with a suicide dive that knocks her back down to the arena floor hard.
Joe Hoffman: Tara went for it all with that one move but it backfired on her! Now Stevens with a suicide dive which I don't think I've ever seen him down as taken back control of this match!
Benny Newell: All Stevens did is prolong this match and save himself from be decapitated by Tara by the skin of his cunt.
Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara and rolls her back into the ring. Stevens slides back into the ring then stalks around Tara as she slowly staggers back up to her feet. As Tara turns around Stevens gives her a boot to the mid-section that doubles her over then shoves her head between his legs. Stevens lifts Tara into the air and then hits her with a powerbomb down to the canvas hard. Stevens keeps his hands locked around Tara then literally muscles her off of the canvas and back into the air before hitting her with a second powerbomb. Again Stevens keeps his hands locked and muscles Tara up into the air one more time and hits her this time with a sitout powerbomb that literally shakes the ring. Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs Tara by the hair to drag her lifeless body back up to a vertical base. Stevens hoists Tara up over his shoulder then spikes her in the middle of the ring The Scorpion Driver. Stevens gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Tara again as he pulls her back up to a vertical base. Tara can barely stand on her own two feet but Stevens uses one hand to hold her by the chin and the other to flip her off. Stevens gives Tara a boot to the mid-section then connects with the Toxic Sting.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING! We're three seconds away from Scott Stevens defeating Tara Davidson here at Refueled!
Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Tara as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! NOOOOO! Tara got her shoulder up at the last second and Stevens can't believe it!
Joe Hoffman: Triple powerbomb, sitout tombstone piledriver, and then the Toxic Sting and yet somehow Tara Davidson managed to kick out of all that! Everyone in this arena included Scott Stevens himself is in shock that this match isn't over!
Benny Newell: And this is where Stevens blows his lid, fucks this up and remains the Lonesome Loser for the rest of his life.
Scott Stevens gets up to his feet and pleads with the referee of the same name that it was three but Rick 'Even' Stevens confirms it was only a two before Tara got her shoulder off of the canvas. Scott Stevens turns around and grabs a hold of Tara determined to finish her off as he pulls her back up to her feet. However Tara counters hitting Stevens with a low blow that sends him crumbing back down to the mat hard.
Benny Newell: See Hoffhole it’s like I told you... HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT LONESOME LOSER?! DRINK!!!
Rick 'Even' Stevens begins his ten count as both Stevens and Tara are on the mat motionless. By the count of eight both have managed to regain a vertical base on shaky legs. Tara charges Stevens and goes for a boot to the mid-section but Stevens catches her leg. Tara hops around a bit but then connects with an enziguri kick to the back of the head that sends Stevens crashing down to the canvas. Tara gets back to her feet then races towards the ropes as Stevens begins to pull himself back up to his feet. Tara springs off the ropes and then snaps Stevens over with a hurricanrana that sends him crashing down to the canvas. Stevens begins to stagger back up to his feet but Tara charges before leaping into the air and hitting Stevens with a codebreaker that sends him back down to the canvas the hard way. Tara gets back up to her feet then runs her thumb across her throat as the crowd boo's wildly. As Stevens staggers back up to his feet Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section then connects with The Face Lift planting him down to the canvas. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! .... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Stevens kicks out before the three and Tara looks like she just crapped her pants!
Joe Hoffman: Tara Davidson has connected with both the .24 Carat Kick and The Face Lift and it still hasn't been enough to put Scott Stevens away here. I think you're wrong Benny, I think tonight is the night that Scott Stevens finally tastes victory!
Benny Newell: Calm down Hoffhole your spitting pubes all over the place!
Tara gets up to her feet then makes her way over towards the corner and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Stevens hasn't moved since kicking out as Tara balances herself on the top rope. Tara leaps off the top rope going for a moonsault but at the last second Scott Stevens springs to his feet before leaping into the air and connecting flush on the chin of Tara with Debbie Does Dallas. Tara is out cold on the canvas and the crowd erupts as Stevens scrambles over towards her. Stevens drops down and makes the cover on Tara and the referee slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!!!
........NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Tara got her foot on the rope at the last second and Stevens is almost in tears!!!!
Joe Hoffman: That was one of the most amazing moves I've ever seen! Stevens pulled out something straight out of the Matrix and yet still Tara just barely got her foot on the rope before the three count!
Benny Newell: And look at him do the great state of Texas proud by crying like a little bitch because he can't beat a girl!
Stevens jolts up to his feet and grabs a hold of Rick 'Even' Stevens by the collar of his referee's shirt. Stevens unleashes an assault of verbal abuse to tonight's referee but Rick 'Even' Stevens points over towards Tara who still has her foot on the bottom rope. Steven drops the referee and tries to get his shit together as turns his rage back towards Tara. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara then pulls her back up to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle spine first hard. Stevens gets a head of steam then races towards the corner before leaping into the air for a Stinger Splash but Tara quickly grabs a hold of the referee to use him as a shield. Somehow Stevens stops himself before hit connects with the referee but that gives Tara enough time to slip out from behind. Tara comes up from behind Stevens and hits him with a dropkick that sends him crashing into the referee and crunches Rick 'Even' Stevens between the massive Texan and the turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: Dirty move by Tara Davidson using anything she can think of to survive here against Scott Stevens and now we have no referee!
Benny Newell: Which will go down in history as the point in time that Scott Stevens proved once again exactly why he is the Lonesome Loser DRINK!!!
Rick 'Even' Stevens crashes down to the canvas out cold as Scott Stevens slowly pulls himself back up to his feet. As Stevens turns around Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over. Tara turns and races towards the ropes as Stevens stays doubled over. Tara leaps into the air going for The Goodnight Kiss but Stevens catches Tara in mid-air and connects with a second Toxic Sting! The crowd loses their shit as Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Tara but there is no referee to make the count.
Joe Hoffman: A second Toxic Sting and this match should be over but there is no referee to make the count!
Benny Newell: Fuck sake Tara if you lose this match I'm not longer in partnership with you to make Kool-Aid!
Stevens gets up to his feet then grabs a hold of Rick 'Even' Stevens and begins to drag him over to where Tara is out cold. Just when Stevens is there he suddenly drops the referee because a lightbulb appears over his head -- not literally but the fucker has an idea -- that makes lose all logic. Stevens slides under then ring then begins digging under the ring apron for something.
Joe Hoffman: I don't understand what Stevens is doing here! He should wake up the referee and get this win while Tara is out cold!
Benny Newell: Tara has already kicked out of one Toxic Sting what makes you think a second one will beat her?
The crowd pops when they see that Stevens has pulled a table out from under the ring. Stevens slides the table into the ring then follows suit into the ring. Stevens grabs a hold of the table and begins setting it up near the corner. Once that is down Stevens turns and grabs a hold of Tara and lifts her up over his shoulder. Stevens takes Tara over towards the corner then sits her lifeless body on the top turnbuckle. Once Tara is perched on the top Stevens fires off a couple of right hands to the face just for good measure before climbing the turnbuckle. The crowd is on their feet as Stevens makes it to the top rope then turns his back to Tara while holding her neck over his shoulder.
Joe Hoffman: Could he be going for a Super Toxic Sting here? Is this what Scott Stevens thinks it'll take to finally put Tara Davidson away?!
Benny Newell: Someone hurry up and die here tonight my murder boner is throbbing!
Stevens has everything in position and goes to leap off the top but Tara comes to life and blocks the attempt holding onto the turnbuckle with her feet for dear life. Stevens tries to yank her free and put her through the table with the Toxic Sting but Tara counters by raking him across the eyes wildly. Stevens lets go of Tara bringing his hands up to his eyes in pain but Tara pushes Stevens off the top rope and sends her crashing through the table in the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Tara must have seen her life flashing before her eyes there because she just barely escaped and pushed Stevens through the table!
Benny Newell: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT LONESOME LOSERRRRRRRR!!!!!
The crowd goes ape shit from the carnage in the ring and Tara sits on the top turnbuckle trying to gather her shit. Inside of the ring a broken and battered Scott Stevens tries desperately to pull himself back up to a vertical base showing that he hasn't been defeated yet. Tara leaps off the top rope and connects with The Goodnight Kiss from the top sending Stevens skull bouncing off the pieces of broken table in the ring. Tara crawls over and lays an arm over Stevens as the referee finally comes to enough to make a slow barely conscious count.
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!
Bryan McVay And here is your winner.... TARA DAVIDSONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: BEATEN BY TARA DAVIDSON EVERY TIME!!!!!! DRINK!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: I'm speechless here folks.. these two absolutely went to war and I feel like Scott Stevens had this match won but he let desperation get the better of him. Stevens let his desperation to finally beat Tara and shut her up once and for all cost him the win here tonight!
Benny Newell: THE LONESOME LOSER LIVES!!!! DRINK!!!
Tara rolls out of the ring holding her ribs looking like she just get hit by a fucking train as she staggers up the ramp. Tara raises her arms in victory as Stevens remains on the mat motionless as the crowd adds insult to injury by chanting the lyrics to Lonesome Loser.