Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 0:47:27 GMT
The camera returns to ringside as Bryan McVay stands ready to go straight into the interductions for the next bout.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is a tag team bout and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…
Cro-Mag’s “Age of Quarrel” begins to play as out from the back march Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna to a what could be charitable be called a mixed reaction.
Bryan McVay: Representing GROUNNNND ZERO, weighing in tonight at a combined total of four hundred and sixty three pounds… RYAN MCKENNA AND SCOTT STEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Joe Hoffman: And there they are Benny, maybe showing some hurting due to their ejection from the tag team tournament last week, you have to imagine they are out to prove themselves tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s Scott fucking Stevens, he’s out to prove himself every night, doesn’t change a thing. He just gets the chance to drag McKenna down with him now.
Stevens and McKenna have a brief chat inside the ring, Stevens heads out to the apron, indicating that Ryan McKenna will start the match. McKenna glares down the ramp as “Now You’re a Man” by DVDA blares over the sound system signalling the arrival of Bobby Dean and Doozer.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents… representing the Egg Bandits, tonight they weigh in at a combined error, please contact your maintenance officer… DOOOOOOOZER and BOBBY! DEEEEEEEEEAN!
Joe Hoffman: You have to assume that Bobby Dean will be looking to try and take his momentum forward after his HUGE hard fought victory over Tara Michaels-Davidson.
Benny Newell: Looks like he has a fucking anchor with him tonight, Doozer doesn’t even look like he’s bothered to make an effort tonight. He might as well have not shown up.
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen until the bell rings, Benny. It looks like McKenna and Dean are going to kick this one off.
Matt Boettcher signals for the bell as McKenna gazes almost in awe at the Beautiful One, trying to figure out where to begin with the mass of the man. McKenna dives right in with a few stiff elbow to the skull of Dean, sending Dean staggering back to the ropes. McKenna sees an opportunity and slips behind Bobby in an attempt to lift the heavy lourde up in a German Suplex but all McKenna gets is a strained back. He attempts to lift Bobby for a second time and gets an elbow to the gut for his troubles. Dean uses the power of his hips to knock McKenna to the side who simply shrugs his shoulders and tags in Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: McKenna there, handing Bobby Dean off to Ground Zero’s resident fat fetishist.
Joe Hoffman: Ryan McKenna having a little trouble working out what to do to a man of Dean’s stature, perhaps Stevens will have a plan of attack.
Dean taunts Stevens in and Stevens lets his emotions get the better of him, swinging wildly a Dean. Dean catches him out however, grabs Stevens and drops him down to the mat with a neck breaker. Satisfied at a job well done, Dean tags in Doozer and goes to have a restful time in his teams corner, dabbing himself down with a napkin he appeared to produce from his trunks. Doozer gives a few kicks the a downed Stevens but if anything they appear not to be damaging the Texan but rather irritating him. On the forth kick, Stevens grabs Doozer’s leg a twist him down to the mat. Stevens uses the ropes to pull himself back up and awaits Doozer to get to even footing. Stevens grabs Doozer by the back of the head and uses momentum to smash Doozer’s mug into his team’s corner turnbuckle. Happy with the damage done, Stevens tags back in McKenna.
Joe Hoffman: Quick teamwork by Ground Zero’s Stevens and McKenna, not letting either man get worn down.
Benny Newell: I’m still trying to drink away the image of Dean’s napkin.
McKenna looks at the glazed over Doozer and decides the best course of action is to kick him in the skull as hard as possible. Doozer looks out on his feet as McKenna quickly switches behind the Bandit’s brawler, hooks him up and…
Joe Hoffman: CORTEX VORTEX! That has to be all.
Benny Newell: I'm impressed he could lift all that dead weight! Told you that fucker might as well have not bothered coming.
Matt Boettcher hops down and has a quick look at the bridge, happy that Doozer’s shoulders are pinned to the mat he counts…
ONE!
TWO!
Bobby Dean has a bit of a struggle getting in to the ring to break it up…
THREE!
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners at a time of two minutes and thirty eight seconds… Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna… GRRRRRRRRRROUND ZEROOOOOOOOOOO!
Joe Hoffman: And after a tough few weeks it looks like Stevens and McKenna may finally have a bit of momentum once more.
Benny Newell: At the end of the day, they’re still Rhys Townsend’s bitches, no matter which way you cut it.
Bobby Dean stares down at Doozer, completely dejected as McKenna and Stevens have their hands held high by Matt Boettcher.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is a tag team bout and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…
Cro-Mag’s “Age of Quarrel” begins to play as out from the back march Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna to a what could be charitable be called a mixed reaction.
Bryan McVay: Representing GROUNNNND ZERO, weighing in tonight at a combined total of four hundred and sixty three pounds… RYAN MCKENNA AND SCOTT STEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Joe Hoffman: And there they are Benny, maybe showing some hurting due to their ejection from the tag team tournament last week, you have to imagine they are out to prove themselves tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s Scott fucking Stevens, he’s out to prove himself every night, doesn’t change a thing. He just gets the chance to drag McKenna down with him now.
Stevens and McKenna have a brief chat inside the ring, Stevens heads out to the apron, indicating that Ryan McKenna will start the match. McKenna glares down the ramp as “Now You’re a Man” by DVDA blares over the sound system signalling the arrival of Bobby Dean and Doozer.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents… representing the Egg Bandits, tonight they weigh in at a combined error, please contact your maintenance officer… DOOOOOOOZER and BOBBY! DEEEEEEEEEAN!
Joe Hoffman: You have to assume that Bobby Dean will be looking to try and take his momentum forward after his HUGE hard fought victory over Tara Michaels-Davidson.
Benny Newell: Looks like he has a fucking anchor with him tonight, Doozer doesn’t even look like he’s bothered to make an effort tonight. He might as well have not shown up.
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen until the bell rings, Benny. It looks like McKenna and Dean are going to kick this one off.
Matt Boettcher signals for the bell as McKenna gazes almost in awe at the Beautiful One, trying to figure out where to begin with the mass of the man. McKenna dives right in with a few stiff elbow to the skull of Dean, sending Dean staggering back to the ropes. McKenna sees an opportunity and slips behind Bobby in an attempt to lift the heavy lourde up in a German Suplex but all McKenna gets is a strained back. He attempts to lift Bobby for a second time and gets an elbow to the gut for his troubles. Dean uses the power of his hips to knock McKenna to the side who simply shrugs his shoulders and tags in Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: McKenna there, handing Bobby Dean off to Ground Zero’s resident fat fetishist.
Joe Hoffman: Ryan McKenna having a little trouble working out what to do to a man of Dean’s stature, perhaps Stevens will have a plan of attack.
Dean taunts Stevens in and Stevens lets his emotions get the better of him, swinging wildly a Dean. Dean catches him out however, grabs Stevens and drops him down to the mat with a neck breaker. Satisfied at a job well done, Dean tags in Doozer and goes to have a restful time in his teams corner, dabbing himself down with a napkin he appeared to produce from his trunks. Doozer gives a few kicks the a downed Stevens but if anything they appear not to be damaging the Texan but rather irritating him. On the forth kick, Stevens grabs Doozer’s leg a twist him down to the mat. Stevens uses the ropes to pull himself back up and awaits Doozer to get to even footing. Stevens grabs Doozer by the back of the head and uses momentum to smash Doozer’s mug into his team’s corner turnbuckle. Happy with the damage done, Stevens tags back in McKenna.
Joe Hoffman: Quick teamwork by Ground Zero’s Stevens and McKenna, not letting either man get worn down.
Benny Newell: I’m still trying to drink away the image of Dean’s napkin.
McKenna looks at the glazed over Doozer and decides the best course of action is to kick him in the skull as hard as possible. Doozer looks out on his feet as McKenna quickly switches behind the Bandit’s brawler, hooks him up and…
Joe Hoffman: CORTEX VORTEX! That has to be all.
Benny Newell: I'm impressed he could lift all that dead weight! Told you that fucker might as well have not bothered coming.
Matt Boettcher hops down and has a quick look at the bridge, happy that Doozer’s shoulders are pinned to the mat he counts…
ONE!
TWO!
Bobby Dean has a bit of a struggle getting in to the ring to break it up…
THREE!
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners at a time of two minutes and thirty eight seconds… Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna… GRRRRRRRRRROUND ZEROOOOOOOOOOO!
Joe Hoffman: And after a tough few weeks it looks like Stevens and McKenna may finally have a bit of momentum once more.
Benny Newell: At the end of the day, they’re still Rhys Townsend’s bitches, no matter which way you cut it.
Bobby Dean stares down at Doozer, completely dejected as McKenna and Stevens have their hands held high by Matt Boettcher.