Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 0:24:53 GMT
And then? Then, we find ourselves down at ringside with our Hall of Fame commentary duo, Joe Hoffman and Benny Newell
Joe Hoffman: Welcome to Friday Night Chaos, folks! We have a packed card for you tonight, with three Championship matches, as we see every active Championship in High Octane Wrestling put on the line!
Benny Newell: Ya, and we're gonna see two fucking EASY Project Ego defenses, Hoffman!
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen, Benny! And with such a packed card, we don't have time to sit here and discuss it...we need to get this show on the road! So, we find ourselves just moments away from the return of John Sektor...
Benny Newell: YES! The stache is back, and it couldn’t look any more sexier!
Joe Hoffman: Pretty sure you’re grammar needs checked, Benny.
Benny Newell: Fuck you, my grammar is in fine tune. You’re just jealous of my amazing and very selective vocabulary.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred.
Joe Hoffman: I, for one, am actually surprised to see Stevens even competing here tonight.
Benny Newell: That Texan douche will be sorry he even showed his prideless face tonight. If I were Sektor, I would feel fucking insulted!
An electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the wrestler from Texas.
Joe Hoffman: Well there he is ladies and gentlemen.
Benny Newell: WOW! After getting the shit beat out of him last week in the board room and still wearing that fucking fag jacket.
Joe Hoffman: It’s called a flak jacket, Benny.
Benny Newell: Did I stutter, Hoffhole? A. Fucking. Fag. Jacket.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down to the ring from Texas, weighing in at two hundred sixty six pounds, SCOOTT STEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
“Dirty Deeds” by AC/DC blasts over the PA. John Sektor appears from the back and begins making his way down the ramp.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, JOOOOOOOHN SEKTOOOOOR!
Benny Newell: The end is nigh! Fucking John Sektor has returned!
Joe Hoffman: That he is, Benny. Stevens has his work cut out for him tonight.
DING, DING, DING!
Sektor and Stevens circle around the ring a couple of times, but Sektor is the first to strike. Sektor hits a few armbars as Stevens is quick to get to his feet. Sektor follows it up with a quick short arm scissor. Stevens is once again able to bounce back up quickly as Sektor Irish Whips him into the ropes. Stevens grabs the rope as Sektor goes up into the air for a drop kick but connects with only air. Stevens jumps over Sektor and ricochets off the ropes and comes back and hits a superman punch taking Sektor to the ground.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looks like he’s trying to stay ahead of Sektor.
Benny Newell: He knows he’s inevitably going to get his ass kicked by Sektor. There’s no denying that fact. Stevens is merely trying to make himself look as good as possible before it happens.
Stevens looks at Sektor for a moment and just stands there. He then slowly makes his way towards the turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: What the heck is Stevens doing? I don’t think that’s a good idea..
Benny Newell: Eh, let him commit career suicide hoffhole. At least he would be doing everyone a favor.
As Stevens starts to climb, Sektor is up to his feet and meets him up there. Stevens punches Sektor a few times, but Sektor doesn’t seem to be phased by them. Sektor himself throws a couple of hard right punches into Stevens. Stevens is holding his own as he doesn’t seem to be effected by it either. Sektor then strikes Stevens quick in the abdomen with his knee as all of a sudden, Stevens winces in pain. Sektor smiles as he was finally able to crack a weakness in Stevens. He drops down and hits a cutter on Stevens causing Stevens to fall face first into the mat from the top rope. This gets the crowd to cringe a little as Sektor goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the shoulder up. That looked painful for Stevens.
Benny Newell: It’s the fucking fag jacket. How many times do I need to say it! Fine, instead I’ll just say I fucking told you so! Sektor is now in annihilate Stevens mode.
Sektor strikes a few kicks to the stomach of Stevens. Each blow being delivered into the jacket is a wincing moment from Stevens, who is definitely not looking like he’s having any bit of fun right now. Sektor actually grabs Stevens and locks him in an abdominal stretch. Stevens is definitely in pain, but refuses to give up. Sektor releases the hold and forces Stevens to his feet. Stevens is groggy as Sektor starts to lock him up. Stevens hits a Russian leg sweep taking Sektor down to the mat. Stevens on the run as he comes back with a leg drop on Sektor. Stevens turns back around, but just stops. He stares at Sektor and then just drops some knee drops to the face of Sektor.
Joe Hoffman: Is it just me, or does Stevens really look like he’s not fully engaged in this match?
Benny Newell: When is he ever? Just look at the expression on his face. People can make Stevens cunt memes all day!
Sektor is slow to get up but it doesn’t even matter. Stevens spins him around and hits the Toxic Sting on him. Sektor is buzzed and falls down to the mat. Boettcher drops down to the mat as he anticipates a cover, however, there isn’t one…
Joe Hoffman: Stevens what are you doing?! Cover Sektor! This is your chance!!
Benny Newell: He’s even afraid to pin Sektor! What the fuck is going on inside that cunt sized brain of Stevens?
Stevens raises an eyebrow and looks down at Sektor and sees Boettcher in position. Stevens eyes widen as he finally drops down for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Sektor kicks out!
Joe Hoffman: You HAD him Stevens!
Benny Newell: What the fuck is that idiot thinking?! I don’t think there is anything in the English language that can literally describe the words necessary for the opportunity that Stevens just fucking missed.
Joe Hoffman: Had Stevens not just stood there and pinned Sektor immediately, this match would have been over!
Stevens drags Sektor and throws him into the corner turnbuckle. Stevens then runs at him but Sektor pops him with a super kick that sends Stevens spinning. Sektor is able to come from behind and hit Stevens with a german suplex. He keeps it locked in as he hits Stevens with a few more german suplexes. Sektor finally releases as Stevens lays on his stomach. Sektor drops down and locks in the Sektor Stretch on Stevens. He has it locked in hard and Stevens can’t even move. Stevens is already out as he can’t even tap out and Boettcher calls the match.
Joe Hoffman: I’m not sure what happened to Stevens, but that wasn’t like him at all in the closing bouts of this match.
Benny Newell: Fuck what happened to Stevens. My opinion, he deserved it. How do you delay pinning someone after hitting a finisher? Stevens did this to himself. The Gold Standard hasn’t lost a beat in HOW!
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match, via submission, JOOOOHN SEKTOOOOOR!
Stevens just lays in the middle of the ring not moving as Sektor celebrates his return with a win.
Joe Hoffman: John Sektor with a nice win, regardless of Stevens issues. Stevens didn’t look like he was even concentrated on the match.
Benny Newell: It’s a shame….that Sektor couldn’t have finished Stevens sooner. I don’t want to watch that fucking cunt wallow in that ring. I ain’t got time for that shit!
Joe Hoffman: Sektor with a good win and doesn’t seem to have missed a beat! Tough loss for Stevens who hopefully can figure things out before his big ICONIC match against Rhys Townsend. Anyway, folks, we have a pre-taped segment from David Black right now, and the boys in the truck are in my ear telling me they want to run the pre-tape! When you join us back at ringside, we'll be live, with Scottywood vs. Darin Zion, which you do not want to miss!
We cut to what appears to be a pre-taped recording of the HOW Tag Team Champion, David Black, arriving at the arena earlier tonight. With a gym bag in his hand and a Tag Team Title belt slung across each shoulder, he makes his way toward the entrance with a focused and intense expression set firmly upon his face. That is, until HOW interviewer, Blair Moise, approaches him with a camera man in tow.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome to Friday Night Chaos, folks! We have a packed card for you tonight, with three Championship matches, as we see every active Championship in High Octane Wrestling put on the line!
Benny Newell: Ya, and we're gonna see two fucking EASY Project Ego defenses, Hoffman!
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen, Benny! And with such a packed card, we don't have time to sit here and discuss it...we need to get this show on the road! So, we find ourselves just moments away from the return of John Sektor...
Benny Newell: YES! The stache is back, and it couldn’t look any more sexier!
Joe Hoffman: Pretty sure you’re grammar needs checked, Benny.
Benny Newell: Fuck you, my grammar is in fine tune. You’re just jealous of my amazing and very selective vocabulary.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred.
Joe Hoffman: I, for one, am actually surprised to see Stevens even competing here tonight.
Benny Newell: That Texan douche will be sorry he even showed his prideless face tonight. If I were Sektor, I would feel fucking insulted!
An electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the wrestler from Texas.
Joe Hoffman: Well there he is ladies and gentlemen.
Benny Newell: WOW! After getting the shit beat out of him last week in the board room and still wearing that fucking fag jacket.
Joe Hoffman: It’s called a flak jacket, Benny.
Benny Newell: Did I stutter, Hoffhole? A. Fucking. Fag. Jacket.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down to the ring from Texas, weighing in at two hundred sixty six pounds, SCOOTT STEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
“Dirty Deeds” by AC/DC blasts over the PA. John Sektor appears from the back and begins making his way down the ramp.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, JOOOOOOOHN SEKTOOOOOR!
Benny Newell: The end is nigh! Fucking John Sektor has returned!
Joe Hoffman: That he is, Benny. Stevens has his work cut out for him tonight.
DING, DING, DING!
Sektor and Stevens circle around the ring a couple of times, but Sektor is the first to strike. Sektor hits a few armbars as Stevens is quick to get to his feet. Sektor follows it up with a quick short arm scissor. Stevens is once again able to bounce back up quickly as Sektor Irish Whips him into the ropes. Stevens grabs the rope as Sektor goes up into the air for a drop kick but connects with only air. Stevens jumps over Sektor and ricochets off the ropes and comes back and hits a superman punch taking Sektor to the ground.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looks like he’s trying to stay ahead of Sektor.
Benny Newell: He knows he’s inevitably going to get his ass kicked by Sektor. There’s no denying that fact. Stevens is merely trying to make himself look as good as possible before it happens.
Stevens looks at Sektor for a moment and just stands there. He then slowly makes his way towards the turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: What the heck is Stevens doing? I don’t think that’s a good idea..
Benny Newell: Eh, let him commit career suicide hoffhole. At least he would be doing everyone a favor.
As Stevens starts to climb, Sektor is up to his feet and meets him up there. Stevens punches Sektor a few times, but Sektor doesn’t seem to be phased by them. Sektor himself throws a couple of hard right punches into Stevens. Stevens is holding his own as he doesn’t seem to be effected by it either. Sektor then strikes Stevens quick in the abdomen with his knee as all of a sudden, Stevens winces in pain. Sektor smiles as he was finally able to crack a weakness in Stevens. He drops down and hits a cutter on Stevens causing Stevens to fall face first into the mat from the top rope. This gets the crowd to cringe a little as Sektor goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the shoulder up. That looked painful for Stevens.
Benny Newell: It’s the fucking fag jacket. How many times do I need to say it! Fine, instead I’ll just say I fucking told you so! Sektor is now in annihilate Stevens mode.
Sektor strikes a few kicks to the stomach of Stevens. Each blow being delivered into the jacket is a wincing moment from Stevens, who is definitely not looking like he’s having any bit of fun right now. Sektor actually grabs Stevens and locks him in an abdominal stretch. Stevens is definitely in pain, but refuses to give up. Sektor releases the hold and forces Stevens to his feet. Stevens is groggy as Sektor starts to lock him up. Stevens hits a Russian leg sweep taking Sektor down to the mat. Stevens on the run as he comes back with a leg drop on Sektor. Stevens turns back around, but just stops. He stares at Sektor and then just drops some knee drops to the face of Sektor.
Joe Hoffman: Is it just me, or does Stevens really look like he’s not fully engaged in this match?
Benny Newell: When is he ever? Just look at the expression on his face. People can make Stevens cunt memes all day!
Sektor is slow to get up but it doesn’t even matter. Stevens spins him around and hits the Toxic Sting on him. Sektor is buzzed and falls down to the mat. Boettcher drops down to the mat as he anticipates a cover, however, there isn’t one…
Joe Hoffman: Stevens what are you doing?! Cover Sektor! This is your chance!!
Benny Newell: He’s even afraid to pin Sektor! What the fuck is going on inside that cunt sized brain of Stevens?
Stevens raises an eyebrow and looks down at Sektor and sees Boettcher in position. Stevens eyes widen as he finally drops down for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Sektor kicks out!
Joe Hoffman: You HAD him Stevens!
Benny Newell: What the fuck is that idiot thinking?! I don’t think there is anything in the English language that can literally describe the words necessary for the opportunity that Stevens just fucking missed.
Joe Hoffman: Had Stevens not just stood there and pinned Sektor immediately, this match would have been over!
Stevens drags Sektor and throws him into the corner turnbuckle. Stevens then runs at him but Sektor pops him with a super kick that sends Stevens spinning. Sektor is able to come from behind and hit Stevens with a german suplex. He keeps it locked in as he hits Stevens with a few more german suplexes. Sektor finally releases as Stevens lays on his stomach. Sektor drops down and locks in the Sektor Stretch on Stevens. He has it locked in hard and Stevens can’t even move. Stevens is already out as he can’t even tap out and Boettcher calls the match.
Joe Hoffman: I’m not sure what happened to Stevens, but that wasn’t like him at all in the closing bouts of this match.
Benny Newell: Fuck what happened to Stevens. My opinion, he deserved it. How do you delay pinning someone after hitting a finisher? Stevens did this to himself. The Gold Standard hasn’t lost a beat in HOW!
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match, via submission, JOOOOHN SEKTOOOOOR!
Stevens just lays in the middle of the ring not moving as Sektor celebrates his return with a win.
Joe Hoffman: John Sektor with a nice win, regardless of Stevens issues. Stevens didn’t look like he was even concentrated on the match.
Benny Newell: It’s a shame….that Sektor couldn’t have finished Stevens sooner. I don’t want to watch that fucking cunt wallow in that ring. I ain’t got time for that shit!
Joe Hoffman: Sektor with a good win and doesn’t seem to have missed a beat! Tough loss for Stevens who hopefully can figure things out before his big ICONIC match against Rhys Townsend. Anyway, folks, we have a pre-taped segment from David Black right now, and the boys in the truck are in my ear telling me they want to run the pre-tape! When you join us back at ringside, we'll be live, with Scottywood vs. Darin Zion, which you do not want to miss!
We cut to what appears to be a pre-taped recording of the HOW Tag Team Champion, David Black, arriving at the arena earlier tonight. With a gym bag in his hand and a Tag Team Title belt slung across each shoulder, he makes his way toward the entrance with a focused and intense expression set firmly upon his face. That is, until HOW interviewer, Blair Moise, approaches him with a camera man in tow.