Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 29, 2018 22:45:25 GMT
Benny grabs his dick and jumps up in his seat, stunting and flexing to a camera that is already cutting away to the entranceway. “Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)” by AC/DC drowns out his rap stylings as John Sektor and Scott Stevens make their way out from behind the curtain, to little fanfare. The EPU follows closely behind, obviously wanting to make sure that tonight’s event is free of any outside interference.
The EPU surrounds the ring as Stevens and Sektor climb into the ring, with Sektor electing to start the match off. Stevens gets onto the apron facing the HOV, and both men stare down to the ramp as they wait for the arrival of their opponents.
The opening riffs of “Company Man” by The Company Band begin to blast over the sound system, bringing out the HOW Tag Team Champions from behind the curtain. They wear the belts around their waists, making their way quickly down the ramp and heading toward their pay-per-view opponents. There is a lot of tension as both men climb into the ring, with Townsend taking the corner while McKenna gets onto the apron. We literally have a Refueled rematch in our midsts as two former HOW World Champions prepare to start this match off against one another.
Joel Hortega holds the belts up in the middle of the ring, before ringing the bell.
DING DING DING
Both Rhys Townsend and John Sektor step up to the middle of the ring, smirking at one another and staring down. The tension in the arena is building as both men clench their fists, and the ensuing throwdown grows nearer and nearer. Finally, it’s Townsend that strikes first, throwing a hard standing lariat at John Sektor, but Sektor ducks! The crowd roars as Townsend stumbles forward, and gets shoved from behind right into the corner containing Scott Stevens!
The Scorpion begins railing into his ICONIC opponent, bashing Townsend in the head with repeated forearms as the crowd gets louder for each one. Townsend starts battling back, and now Stevens is trying to get into the ring! Joel Hortega tries desperately to get between the two men, even threatening a disqualification, but before he can even start counting, John Sektor rolls Townsend up from behind!
UNO!
DOS!
KICKOUT!
Townsend looks livid as he powers out of the cheap roll-up, escaping at getting to his feet. John Sektor only laughs, shaking his head at how easy it was to distract him from this title defense.
Joe Hoffman: Townsend managed to escape, but boy, he almost cost his team the HOW Tag Team Championships literally seconds into this match!
Benny Newell: HIS NAME IS RHYS TOWNSEND AND HE’LL WIN THIS MATCH YET-- GONNA SINGLE LEG SEKTOR AND WIN ME THIS BET! WHAT WHAT?
At this point, Benny pours a little bit of Jack Daniels out on the floor next to him, for homies who are no longer with us.
Back inside the ring, where important things are actually happening, Townsend once again charges for John Sektor. Sektor ducks another clotheslines, but this time Rhys was read for it. He picks Sektor up from behind, nailing him out of nowhere with DAS SUPLEXEN!
UNO!
DOS!
NO!
Another nearfall, just moments into this match, and the crowd is agog. John Sektor rolls away from the move, shattered by a signature maneuver in nearly record time for a main event, and now Rhys Townsend takes the opportunity to tag his partner into the match, keeping himself fresh.
Now the crowd is even louder, getting another ICONIC preview here tonight.
Joe Hoffman: Ryan McKenna entering this match, and you have to believe that it’s about to get ferocious inside of that ring. These two will fight it out at ICONIC, and you just KNOW that they’re ready to start it early here tonight.
Benny Newell: HE’S A LITTLE SCOTTISH TWAT AND YOU KNOW I HATE A HERO, BUT THIS RAPPING IS ANNOYING SO LET’S FUCKING GO, GROUND ZERO!
Joe Hoffman: I don’t even know you who are anymore.
McKenna jumps into the ring, looking amped for a fight as the crowd explodes in anticipation. He charges immediately for John Sektor, who is getting to his feet, and starts peppering him up with quick kicks to the midsection. Sektor hobbles toward him to counter, but McKenna picks him up slightly and brings him back down with a kneebreaker, taking the stability out from underneath him.
The crowd is on fire for McKenna, as he brings forearms down onto the back of John Sektor’s head, beating him toward the corner. Sektor reaches out to tag Stevens, with the crowd buzzing, but McKenna pulls him back at the last second, shooting him off toward the ropes in the opposite direction instead.
Benny Newell: MCKENNA MAKES THE SAVE, NO TAG FOR JOHN SEKTOR-- NO SOUP FOR SCOTT STEVENS, THE GROUND ZERO DEFECTOR! RAHHHHHH!
Sektor shoots off the ropes, running back full bore toward McKenna, who grabs him and drops him into the turnbuckle with a reverse STO!
Joe Hoffman: The Scatter Shot! This could be enough!
Benny Newell: I REALLY HOPE YOU’RE RIGHT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GOOD, CAUSE I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO RAP WITH SCOTTY FUCKING WOOD.
McKenna drops to make the cover…
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!
BUT STEVENS MADE THE BLIND TAG FOR THE SAVE!
As Sektor collides with the turnbuckle, Stevens tags in blindly, and Hortega only realizes it after the three count! Sektor is no longer the legal man! The crowd goes batshit as the Scorpion parades into the ring, leveling a riding Ryan McKenna with a brutal looking clothesline. Rhys Townsend jumps into the ring as well, charging for Stevens, only to eat another clothesline as well! Townsend flies over top of the ropes, landing outside of the ring and leaving Stevens as the only man left standing!
McKenna rolls out of the ring, trying to catch his wind, leaving Stevens to help Sektor up to his feet… but suddenly, the HOV comes to life.
We see that we are live inside the victorious locker room of Sex and Money.
Brian Hollywood: Let us raise our glasses in victory, my good friends! We are simply the best in this business and we won't be denied our fame! Now I know this isn't the most expensive of boos, but HOW's cheap ass champaigne will suffice for the time being. But we shall all celebrate in style and fashion when we leave tonight. However, I call a toast to our superiority and the geniusness in our ascention to power. You both have done your duties and have represented Sex and Money well. Now, we finish the job at ICONIC and then we move on to bigger and better things who's not named David Black, Chris Kostoff and Austin Reeves. We have shown HOW that we are the forces to be reckoned with and we will not be denied what is owed to us! So raise your glasses with me gentlemen...to Sex and Money the most dominant and---
Hollywood is cut off as the door to the locker room is broken down by Chris Kostoff. David Black charges through at a startled Brian Hollywood and takes him down to the ground. Austin Reeves and Chris Kostoff follow suit as Reeves attacks Noah Hanson and Kostoff spears Zion. Sex and Money were caught off guard as they are attacked viciously. Hollywood is back to his feet as both him and Black are starting to exchange punches. Black gets the upper hand and throws him into the wall of the locker room. All three men are noticably pissed as they all were cleanly sweeped in their matches tonight.
Austin Reeves hits Hanson with the Callaghan Spear that takes apart Noah. Meanwhile, Kostoff continues to headbutt Zion repeatedly before hitting the No Remorse on Zion. David Black picks Brian Hollywood back up and hits the Blackout on him. All three men of Sex and Money are down as David Black, Kostoff and Reeves continue their assault. There are no security to stop this as they are all down at ringside. Black, Kostoff and Reeves all grab Hollywood, Zion and Hanson and throw them out of the locker room. Sex and Money roll on the ground as Black and company make their way out of the locker room. Sex and Money try to retreat down the hallway as they attempt to regather themselves. All men are back to their feet, but stumbling in their steps.
Black, Kostoff and Reeves stop them from retreating as Black grabs one of the boxes setting on the ground and hits Hollywood with it. Zion and Kostoff once again start brawling as Kostoff grabs a lead pipe and nails Zion in the stomach. Reeves finds a cable cord and starts choking Hanson with it. Workers watching the horror are running away trying to get help as this brawl has clearly gotten out of hand.
Hollywood is back up to his feet and is near a table and shoves it right into David Black. Hollywood then grabs his head and slams it hard into the table. Hanson throws his head back and hits the noggin of Reeves. Zion picks Kostoff up and is able to hit a spinebuster on him.
The fight spills into the parking lot as Hollywood throws Black up against an SUV. Kostoff is hit with a Zion Effect onto the concrete as Reeves attempts another Callaghan Spear on Hanson only to have Black thrown into him by Hollywood. Hanson places Reeves on the hood of a honda and heads to the top roof of the car. He spots Reeves and dives off hitting the LadyKiller on Reeves. Hollywood attempts an Executive Promise, but Black grabs his foot and sends Hollywood head first into the passenger side window shattering the glass. As the glass shatters, we see Police Officers charging the scene. Hollywood is busted open as he gets back up and grabs Black sending him back first into the steel rim of the tire of the SUV. Hollywood starts relentlessly kicking Black in the face as Police tackle him hard to the ground. Zion spits in the face of one of the officers as is met with a taser for his efforts. Hanson and Reeves, who are off the hood of the car now, are exchanging blows when three officers each tackle them down to the ground.
All six men are now in the custody of Police but their adrenaline continues to run high as they try to fight away from the officers to continue their attacks on each other. Police finally get control of the situation, but this doesn't stop the six men from exchanging words with each other.
Brian Hollywood: FUCK YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU JUST SEELED YOUR FATE AT ICONIC!
David Black tries to spit in the direction of Brian Hollywood as finally, all six men are placed in handcuffs.
David Black: YOU WANT TO SEE VIOLENCE?! WE'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!
Emotions are running high as the situation finally is under control and Police place all six men in the back of two separate police cars. The sirens then blare through out the parking lot as both police cars pull out of the parking lot and away from the arena as the HOV fades to black.
The camera cuts back to the ring, and the action is back immediately-- as Rhys Townsend rolls Scott Stevens up from behind! The crowd gasps as Joel Hortega drops and makes the count, out of fucking nowhere!
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!
Hortega stands up to his feet, heading to signal for McVay as Ground Zero successfully defends the HOW Tag Team Champions on a fluke, thanks to the distraction on the HOV! The crowd is losing their minds, as Stevens drops to a knee and shakes his head.
BUT HORTEGA CALLS OFF THE BELL! TOWNSEND WASN’T THE LEGAL MAN!
The crowd explodes, as Stevens immediately brightens up. Townsend can’t believe it, and neither can McKenna! Townsend charges for Stevens, but Stevens ducks a clothesline and flips Townsend over the drops, dropping him to the outside with a lariat of his own. McKenna is the next to charge in, but he catches a boot to the stomach! The crowd loses their fucking minds…
TOXIC STING! TOXIC FUCKING STING!
Stevens drops onto McKenna, staring down at Rhys Townsend as he climbs slowly to his feet… the crowd counts along in Spanish!
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!!!!
DING DING DING
The bell rings for real this time, and the arena blows the fuck up as Scott Stevens and John Sektor become the new HOW Tag Team Champions!
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners….
Benny Newell: NOOOOO! I DON’T WANT TO RAP! NOOOOOO!
Bryan McVay: And NEW HOW Tag Team Champions….
Benny Newell: GODDAMNIT MAKE THIS STOP!
Bryan McVay: JOHN SEKTOR AND SCOTT….. STEEEEEEVEEEEENS!
Sektor jumps into the ring and raises Stevens’ arm before Hortega even gets the chance, and McKenna rolls out of the ring to help Rhys Townsend as they soak in their defeat. Sektor and Stevens are presented the HOW Tag Team belts, holding them high overhead as HOW Friday Night Chaos comes to a close.
The EPU surrounds the ring as Stevens and Sektor climb into the ring, with Sektor electing to start the match off. Stevens gets onto the apron facing the HOV, and both men stare down to the ramp as they wait for the arrival of their opponents.
The opening riffs of “Company Man” by The Company Band begin to blast over the sound system, bringing out the HOW Tag Team Champions from behind the curtain. They wear the belts around their waists, making their way quickly down the ramp and heading toward their pay-per-view opponents. There is a lot of tension as both men climb into the ring, with Townsend taking the corner while McKenna gets onto the apron. We literally have a Refueled rematch in our midsts as two former HOW World Champions prepare to start this match off against one another.
Joel Hortega holds the belts up in the middle of the ring, before ringing the bell.
DING DING DING
Both Rhys Townsend and John Sektor step up to the middle of the ring, smirking at one another and staring down. The tension in the arena is building as both men clench their fists, and the ensuing throwdown grows nearer and nearer. Finally, it’s Townsend that strikes first, throwing a hard standing lariat at John Sektor, but Sektor ducks! The crowd roars as Townsend stumbles forward, and gets shoved from behind right into the corner containing Scott Stevens!
The Scorpion begins railing into his ICONIC opponent, bashing Townsend in the head with repeated forearms as the crowd gets louder for each one. Townsend starts battling back, and now Stevens is trying to get into the ring! Joel Hortega tries desperately to get between the two men, even threatening a disqualification, but before he can even start counting, John Sektor rolls Townsend up from behind!
UNO!
DOS!
KICKOUT!
Townsend looks livid as he powers out of the cheap roll-up, escaping at getting to his feet. John Sektor only laughs, shaking his head at how easy it was to distract him from this title defense.
Joe Hoffman: Townsend managed to escape, but boy, he almost cost his team the HOW Tag Team Championships literally seconds into this match!
Benny Newell: HIS NAME IS RHYS TOWNSEND AND HE’LL WIN THIS MATCH YET-- GONNA SINGLE LEG SEKTOR AND WIN ME THIS BET! WHAT WHAT?
At this point, Benny pours a little bit of Jack Daniels out on the floor next to him, for homies who are no longer with us.
Back inside the ring, where important things are actually happening, Townsend once again charges for John Sektor. Sektor ducks another clotheslines, but this time Rhys was read for it. He picks Sektor up from behind, nailing him out of nowhere with DAS SUPLEXEN!
UNO!
DOS!
NO!
Another nearfall, just moments into this match, and the crowd is agog. John Sektor rolls away from the move, shattered by a signature maneuver in nearly record time for a main event, and now Rhys Townsend takes the opportunity to tag his partner into the match, keeping himself fresh.
Now the crowd is even louder, getting another ICONIC preview here tonight.
Joe Hoffman: Ryan McKenna entering this match, and you have to believe that it’s about to get ferocious inside of that ring. These two will fight it out at ICONIC, and you just KNOW that they’re ready to start it early here tonight.
Benny Newell: HE’S A LITTLE SCOTTISH TWAT AND YOU KNOW I HATE A HERO, BUT THIS RAPPING IS ANNOYING SO LET’S FUCKING GO, GROUND ZERO!
Joe Hoffman: I don’t even know you who are anymore.
McKenna jumps into the ring, looking amped for a fight as the crowd explodes in anticipation. He charges immediately for John Sektor, who is getting to his feet, and starts peppering him up with quick kicks to the midsection. Sektor hobbles toward him to counter, but McKenna picks him up slightly and brings him back down with a kneebreaker, taking the stability out from underneath him.
The crowd is on fire for McKenna, as he brings forearms down onto the back of John Sektor’s head, beating him toward the corner. Sektor reaches out to tag Stevens, with the crowd buzzing, but McKenna pulls him back at the last second, shooting him off toward the ropes in the opposite direction instead.
Benny Newell: MCKENNA MAKES THE SAVE, NO TAG FOR JOHN SEKTOR-- NO SOUP FOR SCOTT STEVENS, THE GROUND ZERO DEFECTOR! RAHHHHHH!
Sektor shoots off the ropes, running back full bore toward McKenna, who grabs him and drops him into the turnbuckle with a reverse STO!
Joe Hoffman: The Scatter Shot! This could be enough!
Benny Newell: I REALLY HOPE YOU’RE RIGHT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GOOD, CAUSE I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO RAP WITH SCOTTY FUCKING WOOD.
McKenna drops to make the cover…
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!
BUT STEVENS MADE THE BLIND TAG FOR THE SAVE!
As Sektor collides with the turnbuckle, Stevens tags in blindly, and Hortega only realizes it after the three count! Sektor is no longer the legal man! The crowd goes batshit as the Scorpion parades into the ring, leveling a riding Ryan McKenna with a brutal looking clothesline. Rhys Townsend jumps into the ring as well, charging for Stevens, only to eat another clothesline as well! Townsend flies over top of the ropes, landing outside of the ring and leaving Stevens as the only man left standing!
McKenna rolls out of the ring, trying to catch his wind, leaving Stevens to help Sektor up to his feet… but suddenly, the HOV comes to life.
We see that we are live inside the victorious locker room of Sex and Money.
Brian Hollywood: Let us raise our glasses in victory, my good friends! We are simply the best in this business and we won't be denied our fame! Now I know this isn't the most expensive of boos, but HOW's cheap ass champaigne will suffice for the time being. But we shall all celebrate in style and fashion when we leave tonight. However, I call a toast to our superiority and the geniusness in our ascention to power. You both have done your duties and have represented Sex and Money well. Now, we finish the job at ICONIC and then we move on to bigger and better things who's not named David Black, Chris Kostoff and Austin Reeves. We have shown HOW that we are the forces to be reckoned with and we will not be denied what is owed to us! So raise your glasses with me gentlemen...to Sex and Money the most dominant and---
Hollywood is cut off as the door to the locker room is broken down by Chris Kostoff. David Black charges through at a startled Brian Hollywood and takes him down to the ground. Austin Reeves and Chris Kostoff follow suit as Reeves attacks Noah Hanson and Kostoff spears Zion. Sex and Money were caught off guard as they are attacked viciously. Hollywood is back to his feet as both him and Black are starting to exchange punches. Black gets the upper hand and throws him into the wall of the locker room. All three men are noticably pissed as they all were cleanly sweeped in their matches tonight.
Austin Reeves hits Hanson with the Callaghan Spear that takes apart Noah. Meanwhile, Kostoff continues to headbutt Zion repeatedly before hitting the No Remorse on Zion. David Black picks Brian Hollywood back up and hits the Blackout on him. All three men of Sex and Money are down as David Black, Kostoff and Reeves continue their assault. There are no security to stop this as they are all down at ringside. Black, Kostoff and Reeves all grab Hollywood, Zion and Hanson and throw them out of the locker room. Sex and Money roll on the ground as Black and company make their way out of the locker room. Sex and Money try to retreat down the hallway as they attempt to regather themselves. All men are back to their feet, but stumbling in their steps.
Black, Kostoff and Reeves stop them from retreating as Black grabs one of the boxes setting on the ground and hits Hollywood with it. Zion and Kostoff once again start brawling as Kostoff grabs a lead pipe and nails Zion in the stomach. Reeves finds a cable cord and starts choking Hanson with it. Workers watching the horror are running away trying to get help as this brawl has clearly gotten out of hand.
Hollywood is back up to his feet and is near a table and shoves it right into David Black. Hollywood then grabs his head and slams it hard into the table. Hanson throws his head back and hits the noggin of Reeves. Zion picks Kostoff up and is able to hit a spinebuster on him.
The fight spills into the parking lot as Hollywood throws Black up against an SUV. Kostoff is hit with a Zion Effect onto the concrete as Reeves attempts another Callaghan Spear on Hanson only to have Black thrown into him by Hollywood. Hanson places Reeves on the hood of a honda and heads to the top roof of the car. He spots Reeves and dives off hitting the LadyKiller on Reeves. Hollywood attempts an Executive Promise, but Black grabs his foot and sends Hollywood head first into the passenger side window shattering the glass. As the glass shatters, we see Police Officers charging the scene. Hollywood is busted open as he gets back up and grabs Black sending him back first into the steel rim of the tire of the SUV. Hollywood starts relentlessly kicking Black in the face as Police tackle him hard to the ground. Zion spits in the face of one of the officers as is met with a taser for his efforts. Hanson and Reeves, who are off the hood of the car now, are exchanging blows when three officers each tackle them down to the ground.
All six men are now in the custody of Police but their adrenaline continues to run high as they try to fight away from the officers to continue their attacks on each other. Police finally get control of the situation, but this doesn't stop the six men from exchanging words with each other.
Brian Hollywood: FUCK YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU JUST SEELED YOUR FATE AT ICONIC!
David Black tries to spit in the direction of Brian Hollywood as finally, all six men are placed in handcuffs.
David Black: YOU WANT TO SEE VIOLENCE?! WE'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!
Emotions are running high as the situation finally is under control and Police place all six men in the back of two separate police cars. The sirens then blare through out the parking lot as both police cars pull out of the parking lot and away from the arena as the HOV fades to black.
The camera cuts back to the ring, and the action is back immediately-- as Rhys Townsend rolls Scott Stevens up from behind! The crowd gasps as Joel Hortega drops and makes the count, out of fucking nowhere!
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!
Hortega stands up to his feet, heading to signal for McVay as Ground Zero successfully defends the HOW Tag Team Champions on a fluke, thanks to the distraction on the HOV! The crowd is losing their minds, as Stevens drops to a knee and shakes his head.
BUT HORTEGA CALLS OFF THE BELL! TOWNSEND WASN’T THE LEGAL MAN!
The crowd explodes, as Stevens immediately brightens up. Townsend can’t believe it, and neither can McKenna! Townsend charges for Stevens, but Stevens ducks a clothesline and flips Townsend over the drops, dropping him to the outside with a lariat of his own. McKenna is the next to charge in, but he catches a boot to the stomach! The crowd loses their fucking minds…
TOXIC STING! TOXIC FUCKING STING!
Stevens drops onto McKenna, staring down at Rhys Townsend as he climbs slowly to his feet… the crowd counts along in Spanish!
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!!!!
DING DING DING
The bell rings for real this time, and the arena blows the fuck up as Scott Stevens and John Sektor become the new HOW Tag Team Champions!
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners….
Benny Newell: NOOOOO! I DON’T WANT TO RAP! NOOOOOO!
Bryan McVay: And NEW HOW Tag Team Champions….
Benny Newell: GODDAMNIT MAKE THIS STOP!
Bryan McVay: JOHN SEKTOR AND SCOTT….. STEEEEEEVEEEEENS!
Sektor jumps into the ring and raises Stevens’ arm before Hortega even gets the chance, and McKenna rolls out of the ring to help Rhys Townsend as they soak in their defeat. Sektor and Stevens are presented the HOW Tag Team belts, holding them high overhead as HOW Friday Night Chaos comes to a close.