Post by Jman2k3 on Nov 19, 2017 9:30:31 GMT
Scott Stevens vs Luke Dibbins
The sound of a banjo can be heard playing in the background moments before “Kick it in the Sticks” by Brantley Gilbert starts playing proper.
Blackfront: Here we go, Tommy! It’s time for part one of tonight’s Dibbins bonanza!
Ace: Great. Awesome. Can’t wait.
Tommy’s voice is rife with sarcasm and displeasure as everyone else in the building “eagerly” anticipates the brousins arrival. It’s not Luke who steps out onto the stage, however, but Duke. Duke waves back frantically, urging his relation of dubious origins out.
Blackfront: What the…?!
Luke Dibbins finally stumbles out moments later…
… chomping down a gigantic cheeseburger.
Ace: Oh for the love of God…
Luke hurriedly scoffs down as much of his pre-match meal as possible, but he’s more concerned on eating than actually getting to the ring. Duke goes behind him, pushing him unceremoniously down the ramp.
Blackfront: Well, we already knew these guys were kinda unique, but I think we’ve seen it all.
Ace: This lard-ass is eating a goddamn burger on his way to the ring, Jason. How inconvenient of this match to interrupt Luke’s eating time! I guess you don’t get to be that flabby without scoffing a few patties down.
CH Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Turkey, Texas, weighing in at 220lbs… LUKE! DIBBBBBBBBIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!
The Brousins shuffle their way into the ring when the lights go down in the arena.
The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The opening guitar riffs and Hellraiser by Motorhead begins to play throughout the PA system.
Blackfront: Scott Stevens with an impromptu matchup here folks, he was unaware he was to compete tonight.
Ace: You should show up here ready every single night Jason! This is WrestleUTA, this is the big leagues, come ready or don't come at all!
CH Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring second…
That is all that the ring announcer is able to get off before Stevens goes down face first on the ramp.
Blackfront: What the...
Ace: That's DAVID HIGHTOWER!
Hightower came through the curtain, running full speed and used his new "club" and swang for the fences on the unaware Stevens. Stevens is out cold.
Blackfront: Hightower now, bent over Stevens, raining down shots with that club to the back of the head, someone get out here and stop this!
Ace: No! Someone get me some popcorn!
It doesn't take long but security comes out and removes the crazed man from Stevens. It takes about five security guards to hold him back while Doctor Clark checks on Stevens, trying to help him regain consciousness. Inside the ring The Dibbins look on stunned, and celebratory. Luke thinks he's won the match.
Blackfront: Hightower wasn't medically cleared for this match so Mikey gave it to Stevens...
Ace: Maybe Hightower wanted to make sure Stevens wasn't cleared either.
Blackfront: Well it seems to have worked! Folks we will be right back!
Fade.
The sound of a banjo can be heard playing in the background moments before “Kick it in the Sticks” by Brantley Gilbert starts playing proper.
Blackfront: Here we go, Tommy! It’s time for part one of tonight’s Dibbins bonanza!
Ace: Great. Awesome. Can’t wait.
Tommy’s voice is rife with sarcasm and displeasure as everyone else in the building “eagerly” anticipates the brousins arrival. It’s not Luke who steps out onto the stage, however, but Duke. Duke waves back frantically, urging his relation of dubious origins out.
Blackfront: What the…?!
Luke Dibbins finally stumbles out moments later…
… chomping down a gigantic cheeseburger.
Ace: Oh for the love of God…
Luke hurriedly scoffs down as much of his pre-match meal as possible, but he’s more concerned on eating than actually getting to the ring. Duke goes behind him, pushing him unceremoniously down the ramp.
Blackfront: Well, we already knew these guys were kinda unique, but I think we’ve seen it all.
Ace: This lard-ass is eating a goddamn burger on his way to the ring, Jason. How inconvenient of this match to interrupt Luke’s eating time! I guess you don’t get to be that flabby without scoffing a few patties down.
CH Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Turkey, Texas, weighing in at 220lbs… LUKE! DIBBBBBBBBIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!
The Brousins shuffle their way into the ring when the lights go down in the arena.
The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The opening guitar riffs and Hellraiser by Motorhead begins to play throughout the PA system.
Blackfront: Scott Stevens with an impromptu matchup here folks, he was unaware he was to compete tonight.
Ace: You should show up here ready every single night Jason! This is WrestleUTA, this is the big leagues, come ready or don't come at all!
CH Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring second…
That is all that the ring announcer is able to get off before Stevens goes down face first on the ramp.
Blackfront: What the...
Ace: That's DAVID HIGHTOWER!
Hightower came through the curtain, running full speed and used his new "club" and swang for the fences on the unaware Stevens. Stevens is out cold.
Blackfront: Hightower now, bent over Stevens, raining down shots with that club to the back of the head, someone get out here and stop this!
Ace: No! Someone get me some popcorn!
It doesn't take long but security comes out and removes the crazed man from Stevens. It takes about five security guards to hold him back while Doctor Clark checks on Stevens, trying to help him regain consciousness. Inside the ring The Dibbins look on stunned, and celebratory. Luke thinks he's won the match.
Blackfront: Hightower wasn't medically cleared for this match so Mikey gave it to Stevens...
Ace: Maybe Hightower wanted to make sure Stevens wasn't cleared either.
Blackfront: Well it seems to have worked! Folks we will be right back!
Fade.