Post by Jman2k3 on Nov 19, 2017 9:05:05 GMT
Chris Ross & Scott Stevens vs Impulse & Jack Harmen
Blackfront: Well folks, it’s our main event before the go home show, and these four volitle individuals have had a few unique interactions the past few weeks.
Ace: Impulse and Harmen had their match where they both lost.
Blackfront: And won.
Ace: Come-See, Come-Sah, and Ross and Harmen have been at each other’s throats, including a brawl last show at Hershey park.
Blackfront: Not to mention Stevens’ new destructive personality, mixed with his interactions with the LEgacy champion Harmen … Just last show, Stevens lost another shot at the belt, and some might blame Chris Ross for that.
Ace: Some? I bet Stevens does. Guy failed to distract the champ, didn’t allow Stevens to capitalize, and then they knock heads only for Stevens to lose? C’mon. If that didn’t happen, Scott Stevens would be Legacy champion, RIGHT NOW!
“ALL ABOARD! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA…”
As the opening chords of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne ring out over the pa system, a light fog circles by the entrance ramp. Jack Harmen quickly emerges, raising the Legacy championship high above his head. Mary-Lynn Mayweather is there, just over his shoulder, clapping, as the crowd pops for the champion.
Blackfront: There he is, our champion!
Ace: Maybe your champion. He’s not my champ!
Their pops would be short lived, as Chris Ross rushes out from the backstage area with a chair, and cracks it over the back of Jack Harmen.
Blackfront: Chris Ross just laid out the Legacy champ!
Ace: And now he’s just doing a number on the back of the Lunatic. You better get your ass outta there Mary!
Indeed, Mary scatters away toward the ring, heading to the time keeper’s table. Chris Ross takes the steel chair and wraps it around Jack Harmen’s ankle. He begins to taunt the fallen Lunatic with inaudible angry shouts, and raises his boot high.
Blackfront: SUDDEN IMPACT! Impulse just came out and made the save and kicked Chris Ross’ head clean off it’s shoulder! He just saved the Legacy champion!
Ace: Ross tumbles down the entrance ramp, disorientated and discombobulated. Man, I bet he hears ringing in his ears for the next five days.
Impulse reaches down and helps Harmen to his feet. The crowd pops as the two effectively shake hands (and do not form Dynasty). Their friendship would be short lived, as Scott Stevens rushes from the backstage area, clocking both men with a vicious double clothesline. Harmen in particular backflips from the momentum of the blow, landing with a thud on the entrance.
Blackfront: This match hasn’t even started and it’s all out bedlam!
Stevens marches toward the ring, grabbing Harmen and tossing him into the side guardrail. Chris Ross recovers, and Stevens turns, laying HIM out with a brutal shoulder block.
Ace: They’re supposed to be partners tonight Blackfront!
Blackfront: Stevens not happy with Ross’ involvement last week I bet.
Stevens heads back to Harmen, who’s hanging on the barricade. He begins to lay in on the Legacy champ with rights and knife edge chops. After a volley, Stevens turns and eats a Chris Ross spear, sending Stevens, Harmen, and Ross flying up and over the barricade and into the crowd. Stevens lands on his feet as Ross and Harmen tumble into the crowd. Stevens tosses his hands up in victory, before being speared from behind and into a production setup of speakers. Half of the PA system is abruptly cut from the impact.
Ace: IRON TERROR FROM THE CROWD! It’s like he planned this all along!
Blackfront: It’s the Lanzarse from Iron Terror, and down goes Stevens. He’s fuming and standing over him, a bit of payback and vengeance, if however so small!
The crowd pops as the Iron Terror stands over Stevens. Meanwhile, Chris Ross and Jack Harmen have recovered, and are just trading blows back and forth throughout the crowd. A pure six brawl as the UTA security begins to flood the crowd. They part the seas for Ross and Harmen, all the while trying to break the two apart. Both men take shots at security as they’re brawling. Harmen tossing the security guards away like in a mosh pit, Ross actually taking the security to fist city, before both men reconvene on each other with a flurry of unquenching rights and lefts.
Ace: Our security is really earning their paycheck tonight, eh?
Blackfront: They’ve separated the Iron Terror and Stevens, and Harmen and Ross are just brawling into the crowd, our camera crews are trying to keep up but they’re just too fast for us!
Ace: And now Impulse, that guy’s standing in the ring, the only man of the four to actually reach ringside. We can’t still have a match, can we?
Impulse stares out toward the sea, watching Ross and Harmen disappear from the crowd to the backstage area. Our official walks to Impulse’s side, and lets him know of the decision to toss this match up out. Pulse nods, understanding.
There’s a large swell of concern from the UTA crowd, as Pulse turns around…
Blackfront: OH GOD!
... and NARROWLY avoids a wicked chair shot from the appearing out of nowhere Kendrix.
Ace: It was only a matter of time! The true CHAMP, is HERE!
Pulse ducks the blow to cheers, as Kendrix swings so wildly the chair flies out of his hands when he misses. He turns to meet Pulse…
Blackfront: SUDDEN IMPACT!
Ace: NO! Kendrix bridges back to avoid the superkick. He’s scrambling and sliding out of the ring! The surprise advantage no longer his.
Indeed, Kendrix barely gets away from Impulse and begins to walk back up the rampway, saying things like “It can wait bruv,” as he back peddles. Impulse walks to the entrance ramp side of the ring, and opens the middle and top ropes up by sitting on them. He invites Kendrix back into the ring, as Kendrix shakes his head, looks at his watch, and says “It’s not the time.” The UTA crowd boo this sentiment.
Blackfront: While it might not be the right time for Kendrix to confront Impulse… it’s the right time to end our show!
Ace: Awh! We were finally getting a decent amount of violence here!
Blackfront: Folks, join us next like on Pay Per View. Harvey Murrey, Kendrix Pulse, Ross Harmen, it’s gonna be a stacked card--
Suddenly, the satellite feed for the video turns to STATIC. All we can hear is the announce team, and a scuffle.
Blackfront: Oh GOD! Ross and Harmen are where?!
Ace: I think they’re in the production truck…
Now, accompanying the static, is a dead mic tone, followed by one of those EMERGENCY BROADCASTING videos. It’s a picture of Bobby Dean eating an entire wedding cake while dressed as the bride, with the words “Sorry,” and “Technical Difficulties.” written above and below the image. It’s the last image we see as the broadcast ends… and it’s burned into your mind forever
Blackfront: Well folks, it’s our main event before the go home show, and these four volitle individuals have had a few unique interactions the past few weeks.
Ace: Impulse and Harmen had their match where they both lost.
Blackfront: And won.
Ace: Come-See, Come-Sah, and Ross and Harmen have been at each other’s throats, including a brawl last show at Hershey park.
Blackfront: Not to mention Stevens’ new destructive personality, mixed with his interactions with the LEgacy champion Harmen … Just last show, Stevens lost another shot at the belt, and some might blame Chris Ross for that.
Ace: Some? I bet Stevens does. Guy failed to distract the champ, didn’t allow Stevens to capitalize, and then they knock heads only for Stevens to lose? C’mon. If that didn’t happen, Scott Stevens would be Legacy champion, RIGHT NOW!
“ALL ABOARD! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA…”
As the opening chords of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne ring out over the pa system, a light fog circles by the entrance ramp. Jack Harmen quickly emerges, raising the Legacy championship high above his head. Mary-Lynn Mayweather is there, just over his shoulder, clapping, as the crowd pops for the champion.
Blackfront: There he is, our champion!
Ace: Maybe your champion. He’s not my champ!
Their pops would be short lived, as Chris Ross rushes out from the backstage area with a chair, and cracks it over the back of Jack Harmen.
Blackfront: Chris Ross just laid out the Legacy champ!
Ace: And now he’s just doing a number on the back of the Lunatic. You better get your ass outta there Mary!
Indeed, Mary scatters away toward the ring, heading to the time keeper’s table. Chris Ross takes the steel chair and wraps it around Jack Harmen’s ankle. He begins to taunt the fallen Lunatic with inaudible angry shouts, and raises his boot high.
Blackfront: SUDDEN IMPACT! Impulse just came out and made the save and kicked Chris Ross’ head clean off it’s shoulder! He just saved the Legacy champion!
Ace: Ross tumbles down the entrance ramp, disorientated and discombobulated. Man, I bet he hears ringing in his ears for the next five days.
Impulse reaches down and helps Harmen to his feet. The crowd pops as the two effectively shake hands (and do not form Dynasty). Their friendship would be short lived, as Scott Stevens rushes from the backstage area, clocking both men with a vicious double clothesline. Harmen in particular backflips from the momentum of the blow, landing with a thud on the entrance.
Blackfront: This match hasn’t even started and it’s all out bedlam!
Stevens marches toward the ring, grabbing Harmen and tossing him into the side guardrail. Chris Ross recovers, and Stevens turns, laying HIM out with a brutal shoulder block.
Ace: They’re supposed to be partners tonight Blackfront!
Blackfront: Stevens not happy with Ross’ involvement last week I bet.
Stevens heads back to Harmen, who’s hanging on the barricade. He begins to lay in on the Legacy champ with rights and knife edge chops. After a volley, Stevens turns and eats a Chris Ross spear, sending Stevens, Harmen, and Ross flying up and over the barricade and into the crowd. Stevens lands on his feet as Ross and Harmen tumble into the crowd. Stevens tosses his hands up in victory, before being speared from behind and into a production setup of speakers. Half of the PA system is abruptly cut from the impact.
Ace: IRON TERROR FROM THE CROWD! It’s like he planned this all along!
Blackfront: It’s the Lanzarse from Iron Terror, and down goes Stevens. He’s fuming and standing over him, a bit of payback and vengeance, if however so small!
The crowd pops as the Iron Terror stands over Stevens. Meanwhile, Chris Ross and Jack Harmen have recovered, and are just trading blows back and forth throughout the crowd. A pure six brawl as the UTA security begins to flood the crowd. They part the seas for Ross and Harmen, all the while trying to break the two apart. Both men take shots at security as they’re brawling. Harmen tossing the security guards away like in a mosh pit, Ross actually taking the security to fist city, before both men reconvene on each other with a flurry of unquenching rights and lefts.
Ace: Our security is really earning their paycheck tonight, eh?
Blackfront: They’ve separated the Iron Terror and Stevens, and Harmen and Ross are just brawling into the crowd, our camera crews are trying to keep up but they’re just too fast for us!
Ace: And now Impulse, that guy’s standing in the ring, the only man of the four to actually reach ringside. We can’t still have a match, can we?
Impulse stares out toward the sea, watching Ross and Harmen disappear from the crowd to the backstage area. Our official walks to Impulse’s side, and lets him know of the decision to toss this match up out. Pulse nods, understanding.
There’s a large swell of concern from the UTA crowd, as Pulse turns around…
Blackfront: OH GOD!
... and NARROWLY avoids a wicked chair shot from the appearing out of nowhere Kendrix.
Ace: It was only a matter of time! The true CHAMP, is HERE!
Pulse ducks the blow to cheers, as Kendrix swings so wildly the chair flies out of his hands when he misses. He turns to meet Pulse…
Blackfront: SUDDEN IMPACT!
Ace: NO! Kendrix bridges back to avoid the superkick. He’s scrambling and sliding out of the ring! The surprise advantage no longer his.
Indeed, Kendrix barely gets away from Impulse and begins to walk back up the rampway, saying things like “It can wait bruv,” as he back peddles. Impulse walks to the entrance ramp side of the ring, and opens the middle and top ropes up by sitting on them. He invites Kendrix back into the ring, as Kendrix shakes his head, looks at his watch, and says “It’s not the time.” The UTA crowd boo this sentiment.
Blackfront: While it might not be the right time for Kendrix to confront Impulse… it’s the right time to end our show!
Ace: Awh! We were finally getting a decent amount of violence here!
Blackfront: Folks, join us next like on Pay Per View. Harvey Murrey, Kendrix Pulse, Ross Harmen, it’s gonna be a stacked card--
Suddenly, the satellite feed for the video turns to STATIC. All we can hear is the announce team, and a scuffle.
Blackfront: Oh GOD! Ross and Harmen are where?!
Ace: I think they’re in the production truck…
Now, accompanying the static, is a dead mic tone, followed by one of those EMERGENCY BROADCASTING videos. It’s a picture of Bobby Dean eating an entire wedding cake while dressed as the bride, with the words “Sorry,” and “Technical Difficulties.” written above and below the image. It’s the last image we see as the broadcast ends… and it’s burned into your mind forever