Post by Jman2k3 on Sept 3, 2017 18:24:57 GMT
Spring Insanity
Regular Match:
Scorpion vs. The Predator
MS: Wow what a great first match that just took place as this Pay Per View looks to be the greatest we have ever had. And know I have just found a hamburger lying here on the table for me to eat baby!!
JD: Thats mine I went up to Mcdonalds before the PPV and got me something to eat seeing as how the action would be so entertaining I would not have time to go to the other lunch in place here.
MS: Well it is mine now you can not have it buddy Finders keepers.
JD: You better give me my damn hamburger before I kick your ass. And shove my foot up there at a 360 Degree angle and it is possible.
MS: My ass is not big enough for your size 35 and a halves and anyhows your toe is too crusty I might get arthritis.
JD: My feet are nice and smell fresh unlike yours.
MS: Sure if your nose death or like the smell of fresh corn chips when you walk in.
JD: Well lets get back to the match but It's my hamburger.
MS:Yea whatever numnuts. I have my own anyhow. I was just pulling your stubby leg.
JD: Our next match is The Predator vs The Scorpion and this looks to be a match of personal and business like attitudes.
MS: Yea if you like two ugly woman battling it out. They need plastic surgery badly. Do something to these woman.
JD: Predator and Scorpion are far from Woman infact they are manly men.
MS: How in the hell would you know?
JD: I just do its the man instinct we see eye to eye.
MS: You mean rolling dice?
JD: No!! No!! I do not go on that side of the street quit telling us your true feelings.
MS: Sure! Dont try and take my ass. I am not a woman as you can see. Here comes Scorpion now to the ring. Somebody shoot me or something.
JD: I hope he kicks your ass. And picks you up and does something to you.
MS:EWWW!! You just want to watch dont you?
JD: Nah.
MS: Here comes his oponent The Predator what kind of name is that and it is kind spelled wrong.
JD: Its an intimitating name.
MS: Yea if your a woman with big breast. And you aren't one are you?
JD: Quit inspecting my man breast.
MS: Sure all I see is you need a bra.
JD: If anyone does it is you manly woman.
MS: Here they go they are exchanging blows back and forth and showing eachother how they execute there moves. Some weak punches.
JD: Scorpion is taking control as he is hitting some punches to the midsection and to other parts of The Predator's body. Wow he is doing some real damage.
MS: Somebody stop. Yea. Scorpion lifts Predator high above his head, and bamm drops him for a crucial neck breaker inverted STF.
JD:Scorpion goes for the early pin but of course only gets two. This would not be the NAW if he would have won.
MS: This would also not be the NAW if we didnt have 1 gay anouncer. Seemingly with the initials of JD. That was a good one.
JD: It took you awhile to think of that one didn't you?
MS: Nah just 5 seconds if I said it fool!!
JD: Yea you have been planning to do that all night do not lie. Just like the certianly planned jerk off you had too.
MS: When a man needs a little loving he needs to love himself. Literally. And now Predator is fighting back with a low blow right in Scorpions balls. Just seeing that makes any man hurt down low.
JD: Except for you. you are not a man, you are a being from some planet. But bacj to the match. The Predator is beating the crap out of Scorpion with some fist to his face and now he throws him over the top rope.
MS: Predator now takes Scorpion and bangs his head off the anounce table. Scorpion falls back onto the spanish anounce table. Not the table already give me a break. Yep. Predator is on the gardrail and he elbow drops Scorpion right through the table. He is showing who is the man.
JD: Yea himself not you MS. But he picks up Scorpion and drops his neck off the steel steps. Damn Scorpion is busted open on his head above his eyebrow, and Predator is going right for that spot too.
MS: Predator has gone over to get himself a steel chair and bam right across Scorpion's head he nails him with the chair. And now he is nailing Scorpion consecutively over the head.
JD: He rolls Scorpion in the ring and sits the chair on top of him. He goes to the top rope and elbow drops right through the table what carnage.
MS: 1...2...3.. Wow Predator won the ass won. He won the jerking off contest.
JD: Yea with you right?
MS: Shut the hell up you little shit.
JD: Cool
Winner: The Predator
Regular Match:
Scorpion vs. The Predator
MS: Wow what a great first match that just took place as this Pay Per View looks to be the greatest we have ever had. And know I have just found a hamburger lying here on the table for me to eat baby!!
JD: Thats mine I went up to Mcdonalds before the PPV and got me something to eat seeing as how the action would be so entertaining I would not have time to go to the other lunch in place here.
MS: Well it is mine now you can not have it buddy Finders keepers.
JD: You better give me my damn hamburger before I kick your ass. And shove my foot up there at a 360 Degree angle and it is possible.
MS: My ass is not big enough for your size 35 and a halves and anyhows your toe is too crusty I might get arthritis.
JD: My feet are nice and smell fresh unlike yours.
MS: Sure if your nose death or like the smell of fresh corn chips when you walk in.
JD: Well lets get back to the match but It's my hamburger.
MS:Yea whatever numnuts. I have my own anyhow. I was just pulling your stubby leg.
JD: Our next match is The Predator vs The Scorpion and this looks to be a match of personal and business like attitudes.
MS: Yea if you like two ugly woman battling it out. They need plastic surgery badly. Do something to these woman.
JD: Predator and Scorpion are far from Woman infact they are manly men.
MS: How in the hell would you know?
JD: I just do its the man instinct we see eye to eye.
MS: You mean rolling dice?
JD: No!! No!! I do not go on that side of the street quit telling us your true feelings.
MS: Sure! Dont try and take my ass. I am not a woman as you can see. Here comes Scorpion now to the ring. Somebody shoot me or something.
JD: I hope he kicks your ass. And picks you up and does something to you.
MS:EWWW!! You just want to watch dont you?
JD: Nah.
MS: Here comes his oponent The Predator what kind of name is that and it is kind spelled wrong.
JD: Its an intimitating name.
MS: Yea if your a woman with big breast. And you aren't one are you?
JD: Quit inspecting my man breast.
MS: Sure all I see is you need a bra.
JD: If anyone does it is you manly woman.
MS: Here they go they are exchanging blows back and forth and showing eachother how they execute there moves. Some weak punches.
JD: Scorpion is taking control as he is hitting some punches to the midsection and to other parts of The Predator's body. Wow he is doing some real damage.
MS: Somebody stop. Yea. Scorpion lifts Predator high above his head, and bamm drops him for a crucial neck breaker inverted STF.
JD:Scorpion goes for the early pin but of course only gets two. This would not be the NAW if he would have won.
MS: This would also not be the NAW if we didnt have 1 gay anouncer. Seemingly with the initials of JD. That was a good one.
JD: It took you awhile to think of that one didn't you?
MS: Nah just 5 seconds if I said it fool!!
JD: Yea you have been planning to do that all night do not lie. Just like the certianly planned jerk off you had too.
MS: When a man needs a little loving he needs to love himself. Literally. And now Predator is fighting back with a low blow right in Scorpions balls. Just seeing that makes any man hurt down low.
JD: Except for you. you are not a man, you are a being from some planet. But bacj to the match. The Predator is beating the crap out of Scorpion with some fist to his face and now he throws him over the top rope.
MS: Predator now takes Scorpion and bangs his head off the anounce table. Scorpion falls back onto the spanish anounce table. Not the table already give me a break. Yep. Predator is on the gardrail and he elbow drops Scorpion right through the table. He is showing who is the man.
JD: Yea himself not you MS. But he picks up Scorpion and drops his neck off the steel steps. Damn Scorpion is busted open on his head above his eyebrow, and Predator is going right for that spot too.
MS: Predator has gone over to get himself a steel chair and bam right across Scorpion's head he nails him with the chair. And now he is nailing Scorpion consecutively over the head.
JD: He rolls Scorpion in the ring and sits the chair on top of him. He goes to the top rope and elbow drops right through the table what carnage.
MS: 1...2...3.. Wow Predator won the ass won. He won the jerking off contest.
JD: Yea with you right?
MS: Shut the hell up you little shit.
JD: Cool
Winner: The Predator