Post by Jman2k3 on Sept 3, 2017 5:43:44 GMT
Extreme
09-13-00
JD: We're back here on Wednesday Night Extreme, and here comes none other than the controversial Scorpion, down to the ring.
--[ Scorpion walks down to the ring. He has a mic and letter in hand. He waits for the crowd to quiet down. He looks out at the crowd and laughs. ]--
Scorpion: Yes, once again it is I, your chosen one! Now I got a letter the other day from my biggest fan......Dan. And I would like to read it to you...
Dear Scorpion, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me after your match
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your promos...
JD: Um, how...touching?
--[ Without warning, "Slim Shady," Eminem, himself, runs into the ring and rips the letter out of Scorpion's hands. Scorpion cocks back and gets ready to hit Slim Shady. but a man in a mask slides into the ring and stops Scorpion. ]--
JD: What's going on! Eminem just ran out to the ring, presumably to attack Scorpion, but then this...masked man stopped him!
MS: Stop the insanity! STOP THE INSANITY!
Masked Man: Remember me!?
JD: Wait a minute...
--[ Slim Shady pistol whips Scorpion. The mask man turns Scorpion around...kick to the midsection. JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! Scorpion is left laying in the ring as Slim Shady points to the masked man. The masked man takes off his mask....and..... ]--
MS: HOLY SHIT! Its Dave "Da Bomb" Dexter!
JD: Now, Dave Dexter and Slim are leaving the ring as the real Slim Shady and Real Dex did stand up and kicked ass!
MS: We'll be right back!
09-13-00
JD: We're back here on Wednesday Night Extreme, and here comes none other than the controversial Scorpion, down to the ring.
--[ Scorpion walks down to the ring. He has a mic and letter in hand. He waits for the crowd to quiet down. He looks out at the crowd and laughs. ]--
Scorpion: Yes, once again it is I, your chosen one! Now I got a letter the other day from my biggest fan......Dan. And I would like to read it to you...
Dear Scorpion, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me after your match
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your promos...
JD: Um, how...touching?
--[ Without warning, "Slim Shady," Eminem, himself, runs into the ring and rips the letter out of Scorpion's hands. Scorpion cocks back and gets ready to hit Slim Shady. but a man in a mask slides into the ring and stops Scorpion. ]--
JD: What's going on! Eminem just ran out to the ring, presumably to attack Scorpion, but then this...masked man stopped him!
MS: Stop the insanity! STOP THE INSANITY!
Masked Man: Remember me!?
JD: Wait a minute...
--[ Slim Shady pistol whips Scorpion. The mask man turns Scorpion around...kick to the midsection. JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! Scorpion is left laying in the ring as Slim Shady points to the masked man. The masked man takes off his mask....and..... ]--
MS: HOLY SHIT! Its Dave "Da Bomb" Dexter!
JD: Now, Dave Dexter and Slim are leaving the ring as the real Slim Shady and Real Dex did stand up and kicked ass!
MS: We'll be right back!