Post by Jman2k3 on Aug 29, 2017 0:58:54 GMT
Saturday Night CHAOS
September 11, 1999
FTW World Heavyweight Championship
Scorpion vs. Bugeye
Mike: Well here we go with the main event of the
evening, with the World title at stake. Who's your
pick to win this one Vin man?
Vince: To tell you the truth, I can't stand either of
these two clowns! Bugeye has the IQ of a mosquito, and
one of these days, the Spanish commentators are gonna
beat him to a pulp. And then Scorpion, I don't whether
to boo this guy or knock him in the pit! I hope they
destroy each other!
[[Vince continues berating both men as the theme music
from "Batman" plays, only the word "Batman" in the
song has been dubbed over with the word "bugeye". The
fans laugh and Bugeye comes out with Andre Wendell.
"Crimson Grin" starts to play and Scorpion makes his
way to the ring. The bell sounds and both men stand
eye to eye. Scorpion strikes first with right hands,
now lefts, and kicks Bugeye into the corner. Scorpion
laughs in Bugeye's face, and Bugeye comes charging
back out of the corner with a lariot. The fans seem
surprised as Bugeye is the heavy underdog. Bugeye
lifts Scorpion up and goes for a tombstone, but
Scorpion reverses it, and Scorpion is about to hit a
tombstone of his own when Bugeye reverses it back and
he drives Scorpion's head square into the mat!]]
Mike: What an exchange! Bugeye's holding his own...
Vince: *yawn*
[[Bugeye goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count.
Scorpion is back on his feet and Bugeye tries to Irish
whip him into the ropes, but Scorpion holds on, lifts
Bugeye up, and nails the DVD. Scorpion pins him
1..2... Bugeye barely kicks out. Scorpion lifts Bugeye
up and nails a vertical suplex. He positions Bugeye,
goes up top, and lands a five star frog splash to the
delight of the crowd. Scorpion is through toying with
Bugeye; he stalks him as Bugeye slowly gets up and
turns around- Za'Ha'Dum! Scorpion hooks the leg,
1..2..3!]]
Your winner, and NEW FTW World Heavyweight Champion,
Scorpion
Mike: Scorpion's done it! Scorpion is World Champion!
WHAT THE HELL?
[[Cedric Tyger is making his way out, as if to address
the newly crowned FTW champ, but Olympus runs out and
nails him from behind. The two are fighting in the
aisle when all of a sudden "Everything Sucks" by Reel
Big Fish starts to play and the fans explode. Frank
Apollo bursts onto the scene and drills Cedric Tyger
right in the jaw with Ska's the Limit! MoG the Cat
races out and begins scratching and clawing at
Olympus. It's all-out chaos (hehe) and they brawl all
the way backstage. "Crimson Grin" comes on and World
Champion Scorpion raises the title in the air. Just
then the lights go out abruptly]]
Vince: What now?! What is Frank Apollo doing here, and
what the hell is THIS?! I need answers damnit!
Mike: I don't have any!
[[The titantron comes on and it shows the mysterious
countdown]]
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
CY-2K
[[CY-2K flashes on the titantron and the lights come
back on. The crowd is going crazy, as the infamous Cy
Kopath stands in the ring behind Scorpion! Cy spins
Scorpion around, kicks him in the stomach, and
delivers a MadBomb in the center of the ring! Scorpion
is helpless as Cy lifts him high in the air and tosses
him over the top rope, through the Spanish announce
table!!! Cy Kopath then snatches a microphone]]
Cy: CY-2K has arrived, and it is I, the true
Millennium Man who will bring FTW to the brink of
insanity- my doorstep! Now if the itsy bitsy spider
doesn't mind, I'll be leaving with the gold! Thank
you, thank you, the Courtesy Killer has entered FTW
and will now leave the building! All Others Are
Jobbers!
[[The crowd is stunned and Cy Kopath exits the arena,
with Scorpion's FTW World Title over his shoulder.
Scorpion writhes in agony on what's left of the
Spanish announce table as Chaos goes off the air]]
September 11, 1999
FTW World Heavyweight Championship
Scorpion vs. Bugeye
Mike: Well here we go with the main event of the
evening, with the World title at stake. Who's your
pick to win this one Vin man?
Vince: To tell you the truth, I can't stand either of
these two clowns! Bugeye has the IQ of a mosquito, and
one of these days, the Spanish commentators are gonna
beat him to a pulp. And then Scorpion, I don't whether
to boo this guy or knock him in the pit! I hope they
destroy each other!
[[Vince continues berating both men as the theme music
from "Batman" plays, only the word "Batman" in the
song has been dubbed over with the word "bugeye". The
fans laugh and Bugeye comes out with Andre Wendell.
"Crimson Grin" starts to play and Scorpion makes his
way to the ring. The bell sounds and both men stand
eye to eye. Scorpion strikes first with right hands,
now lefts, and kicks Bugeye into the corner. Scorpion
laughs in Bugeye's face, and Bugeye comes charging
back out of the corner with a lariot. The fans seem
surprised as Bugeye is the heavy underdog. Bugeye
lifts Scorpion up and goes for a tombstone, but
Scorpion reverses it, and Scorpion is about to hit a
tombstone of his own when Bugeye reverses it back and
he drives Scorpion's head square into the mat!]]
Mike: What an exchange! Bugeye's holding his own...
Vince: *yawn*
[[Bugeye goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count.
Scorpion is back on his feet and Bugeye tries to Irish
whip him into the ropes, but Scorpion holds on, lifts
Bugeye up, and nails the DVD. Scorpion pins him
1..2... Bugeye barely kicks out. Scorpion lifts Bugeye
up and nails a vertical suplex. He positions Bugeye,
goes up top, and lands a five star frog splash to the
delight of the crowd. Scorpion is through toying with
Bugeye; he stalks him as Bugeye slowly gets up and
turns around- Za'Ha'Dum! Scorpion hooks the leg,
1..2..3!]]
Your winner, and NEW FTW World Heavyweight Champion,
Scorpion
Mike: Scorpion's done it! Scorpion is World Champion!
WHAT THE HELL?
[[Cedric Tyger is making his way out, as if to address
the newly crowned FTW champ, but Olympus runs out and
nails him from behind. The two are fighting in the
aisle when all of a sudden "Everything Sucks" by Reel
Big Fish starts to play and the fans explode. Frank
Apollo bursts onto the scene and drills Cedric Tyger
right in the jaw with Ska's the Limit! MoG the Cat
races out and begins scratching and clawing at
Olympus. It's all-out chaos (hehe) and they brawl all
the way backstage. "Crimson Grin" comes on and World
Champion Scorpion raises the title in the air. Just
then the lights go out abruptly]]
Vince: What now?! What is Frank Apollo doing here, and
what the hell is THIS?! I need answers damnit!
Mike: I don't have any!
[[The titantron comes on and it shows the mysterious
countdown]]
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
CY-2K
[[CY-2K flashes on the titantron and the lights come
back on. The crowd is going crazy, as the infamous Cy
Kopath stands in the ring behind Scorpion! Cy spins
Scorpion around, kicks him in the stomach, and
delivers a MadBomb in the center of the ring! Scorpion
is helpless as Cy lifts him high in the air and tosses
him over the top rope, through the Spanish announce
table!!! Cy Kopath then snatches a microphone]]
Cy: CY-2K has arrived, and it is I, the true
Millennium Man who will bring FTW to the brink of
insanity- my doorstep! Now if the itsy bitsy spider
doesn't mind, I'll be leaving with the gold! Thank
you, thank you, the Courtesy Killer has entered FTW
and will now leave the building! All Others Are
Jobbers!
[[The crowd is stunned and Cy Kopath exits the arena,
with Scorpion's FTW World Title over his shoulder.
Scorpion writhes in agony on what's left of the
Spanish announce table as Chaos goes off the air]]