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Season Seven, Week Two
Toronto, Ontario
January 21, 2014
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek (0-1, 300 OVR) vs. Scott Stevens (0-1, 300 OVR)
Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as a pair of wildly different figures emerge from backstage. In front is a dwarf, dressed for combat in a wrestling singlet, and behind him is a giant of a man, seven-feet plus (and nearly as wide). The pair walk to the ring, and the smaller man climbs up the steps and enters the ring while the giant walks around the ring once, getting a view from all angles before settling in the corner of his charge.
Amelia Williams: This contest is an Alpha Division match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Connor Reed, from Tanzania, weighing 102 pounds...Eidenhoek!
Frankie Garnett: I don't care if he doesn't win a single match this season. We have a strongman midget on our roster, your argument is invalid!
Tori Montgomery: Frankie, I don't know about you.
Bob Sinclair: Makes two of us, Tori.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out "The Venomous One" Scott Stevens and his sinister, yet beautiful wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. They stand at the top of the ramp and kiss each other to the delight of the crowd. Walking down the aisle, Scott talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and Lisa flicks off the ignorant fans asking her to show her boobs. As they reach the ring, Lisa kisses her husband's cheek before he finally gets to the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat while Lisa cheers him on.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied by his wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, he hails from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds...He is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens is still looking for his first win of the season, and I'm fairly sure he thinks he can pick it up tonight.
Tori Montgomery: Yeah, Bob...as much as I may not like Stevens, even I can’t see him losing to a midget.
Frankie Garnett: And where is your fair reporting now, Tori?
Tori Montgomery: That is fair reporting, Frankie. I'm calling it like I see it.
(00:03) Stevens hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(00:12) Gaius avoided a Jab Punch.
(00:15) Gaius hit a Punch
(00:21) Stevens very easily avoided an Eye Poke.
(00:24) Stevens hit a Handshake Kick To Gut
(00:38) Stevens applied a Side Headlock
(00:45) Stevens hit a Running Clothesline
(00:52) Eidenhoek moved out of the way from a Knee Drop.
(01:01) Gaius picked up Stevens
(01:04) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(01:14) Stevens very easily avoided a Slap To Chest.
(01:18) Stevens hit a Slap To Chest
(01:21) Stevens hit a Jab Punch
(01:28) Stevens hit a Running Clothesline
(01:32) Stevens hit a Knee Drop
(01:36) Stevens hit an Elbow Drop
(01:40) Stevens hit a Running Knee Drop
(01:47) Stevens used a Face Rub Taunt
(01:51) Stevens hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(01:58) Stevens hit a Legdrop To Groin
(02:02) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(02:10) Stevens hit a Splash
(02:18) Stevens hit a Stomp To Groin
(02:23) Gaius broke a Legdrop To Groin
(02:26) Gaius hit a Punch
(02:26) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(02:48) Gaius hit Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(02:57) Gaius picked up Stevens
(03:01) Gaius hit a Face Rake
(03:05) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(03:08) Gaius hit a Punch
(03:12) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(03:12) The referee warned Gaius
(03:16) Gaius hit a Slap To Chest
(03:19) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(03:22) Gaius hit a Punch
(03:22) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(03:34) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(03:39) Stevens blocked a Punch
(03:44) Stevens blocked a Kick To Gut
(03:49) Gaius broke an Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex
(03:53) Stevens blocked a Punch
(03:56) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(03:56) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(04:06) Stevens stopped a Corner Stomp Flurry by rushing Gaius
(04:16) Stevens hit a Running Swinging Neckbreaker
Frankie Garnett: Does anyone else find the image of a grown man having to bend down to grab the midget for a move disconcerting?
Tori Montgomery: Just slightly, yes.
Bob Sinclair: Agreed. Let's move on, shall we? The match is still going on.
(04:23) Eidenhoek moved out of the way from a Splash.
(04:33) Scott Stevens moved out of the way from an Elbow Drop.
(04:41) Stevens hit a Splash
(04:47) Stevens picked up Gaius from behind
(04:52) Gaius broke a Corner Belly To Back Suplex
(04:52) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(05:00) Stevens blocked the Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(05:07) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(05:10) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(05:14) Gaius hit a Slap To Chest
(05:17) Gaius hit a Punch
(05:17) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(05:26) Stevens blocked a Corner Stomp Flurry
(05:30) Stevens broke a Corner Stomp Flurry
(05:37) Stevens hit a Yakuza Kick
(05:52) Stevens hit a Stomp Flurry
(06:02) Stevens picked up Gaius
(06:12) Gaius avoided a Remember the Alamo.
(06:12) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(06:35) Gaius hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(06:43) Gaius hit a Diving Ground Headbutt
(06:47) Gaius hit a Stomp
(06:54) Gaius used a Power Taunt
(06:54) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(07:03) Stevens blocked the Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(07:10) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(07:20) Stevens very easily avoided a Stomp Flurry.
(07:24) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(07:24) The referee warned Stevens
(07:31) Stevens hit a Running Clothesline
(07:35) Stevens hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(07:39) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(07:49) Stevens picked up Gaius
(07:56) Gaius avoided a Remember the Alamo.
(08:00) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(08:03) Gaius hit a Punch
(08:06) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(08:09) Gaius hit a Punch
(08:09) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(08:31) Gaius hit Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(08:39) Gaius used a Power Intimidation
(08:39) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(09:01) Gaius hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(09:16) Gaius hit a Stomp Flurry
(09:26) Gaius picked up Stevens
(09:32) Gaius hit a Low Blow
(09:32) The referee gave Gaius a serious telling off
Bob Sinclair: And Eidenhoek seems unfazed by the ref's choice of words.
Tori Montgomery: Wait, he's going between the ref's legs to continue his assault!
Frankie Garnett: Is that even legal?
Tori Montgomery: I guess it is now!
(09:46) Gaius hit a Running Grounded Knee Strike
(09:46) Stevens started to bleed
(09:46) The referee gave a slightly fast count
(09:51) Gaius got a one count
(09:55) Gaius hit a Face Rake
(09:55) The referee warned Gaius
(10:02) Stevens avoided a Kick To Gut.
(10:05) Stevens hit a Punch
(10:09) Gaius blocked a Begging Off Sucker Punch
(10:19) Stevens hit a Belly To Belly Suplex
(10:34) Stevens hit a Stomp Flurry
(10:42) Stevens hit a Stomp To Groin
(10:50) Stevens hit a Splash
(10:54) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(11:04) Stevens picked up Gaius
(11:20) Stevens hit a Capture Suplex
(11:24) Gaius fought back against being picked up
(11:24) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(11:36) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(11:40) Gaius hit a Slap To Chest
(11:44) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(11:50) Stevens avoided a Low Blow after both wrestlers failed in their attacks.
(12:02) And Eidenhoek feels the Toxic Sting of Scott Stevens!
Frankie Garnett: Finally! Pin him, Scorp!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens doesn't even bother with the legs as the ref comes in...one...two...three!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner by pinfall, at a time of twelve minutes and six seconds...Scott Stevens!
Tori Montgomery: This is only going to get more painful as the season progresses, I think.
Frankie Garnett: No, Tori, think of it this way: who will go down in infamy as the person to lose to a midget?
Bob Sinclair: Frankie, seriously. Knock it off. You're going to get us in sponsor trouble.
Toronto, Ontario
January 21, 2014
ALPHA DIVISION: Eidenhoek (0-1, 300 OVR) vs. Scott Stevens (0-1, 300 OVR)
Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as a pair of wildly different figures emerge from backstage. In front is a dwarf, dressed for combat in a wrestling singlet, and behind him is a giant of a man, seven-feet plus (and nearly as wide). The pair walk to the ring, and the smaller man climbs up the steps and enters the ring while the giant walks around the ring once, getting a view from all angles before settling in the corner of his charge.
Amelia Williams: This contest is an Alpha Division match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Connor Reed, from Tanzania, weighing 102 pounds...Eidenhoek!
Frankie Garnett: I don't care if he doesn't win a single match this season. We have a strongman midget on our roster, your argument is invalid!
Tori Montgomery: Frankie, I don't know about you.
Bob Sinclair: Makes two of us, Tori.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out "The Venomous One" Scott Stevens and his sinister, yet beautiful wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. They stand at the top of the ramp and kiss each other to the delight of the crowd. Walking down the aisle, Scott talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and Lisa flicks off the ignorant fans asking her to show her boobs. As they reach the ring, Lisa kisses her husband's cheek before he finally gets to the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat while Lisa cheers him on.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied by his wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, he hails from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds...He is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens is still looking for his first win of the season, and I'm fairly sure he thinks he can pick it up tonight.
Tori Montgomery: Yeah, Bob...as much as I may not like Stevens, even I can’t see him losing to a midget.
Frankie Garnett: And where is your fair reporting now, Tori?
Tori Montgomery: That is fair reporting, Frankie. I'm calling it like I see it.
(00:03) Stevens hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(00:12) Gaius avoided a Jab Punch.
(00:15) Gaius hit a Punch
(00:21) Stevens very easily avoided an Eye Poke.
(00:24) Stevens hit a Handshake Kick To Gut
(00:38) Stevens applied a Side Headlock
(00:45) Stevens hit a Running Clothesline
(00:52) Eidenhoek moved out of the way from a Knee Drop.
(01:01) Gaius picked up Stevens
(01:04) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(01:14) Stevens very easily avoided a Slap To Chest.
(01:18) Stevens hit a Slap To Chest
(01:21) Stevens hit a Jab Punch
(01:28) Stevens hit a Running Clothesline
(01:32) Stevens hit a Knee Drop
(01:36) Stevens hit an Elbow Drop
(01:40) Stevens hit a Running Knee Drop
(01:47) Stevens used a Face Rub Taunt
(01:51) Stevens hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(01:58) Stevens hit a Legdrop To Groin
(02:02) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(02:10) Stevens hit a Splash
(02:18) Stevens hit a Stomp To Groin
(02:23) Gaius broke a Legdrop To Groin
(02:26) Gaius hit a Punch
(02:26) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(02:48) Gaius hit Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(02:57) Gaius picked up Stevens
(03:01) Gaius hit a Face Rake
(03:05) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(03:08) Gaius hit a Punch
(03:12) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(03:12) The referee warned Gaius
(03:16) Gaius hit a Slap To Chest
(03:19) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(03:22) Gaius hit a Punch
(03:22) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(03:34) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(03:39) Stevens blocked a Punch
(03:44) Stevens blocked a Kick To Gut
(03:49) Gaius broke an Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex
(03:53) Stevens blocked a Punch
(03:56) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(03:56) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(04:06) Stevens stopped a Corner Stomp Flurry by rushing Gaius
(04:16) Stevens hit a Running Swinging Neckbreaker
Frankie Garnett: Does anyone else find the image of a grown man having to bend down to grab the midget for a move disconcerting?
Tori Montgomery: Just slightly, yes.
Bob Sinclair: Agreed. Let's move on, shall we? The match is still going on.
(04:23) Eidenhoek moved out of the way from a Splash.
(04:33) Scott Stevens moved out of the way from an Elbow Drop.
(04:41) Stevens hit a Splash
(04:47) Stevens picked up Gaius from behind
(04:52) Gaius broke a Corner Belly To Back Suplex
(04:52) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(05:00) Stevens blocked the Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(05:07) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(05:10) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(05:14) Gaius hit a Slap To Chest
(05:17) Gaius hit a Punch
(05:17) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(05:26) Stevens blocked a Corner Stomp Flurry
(05:30) Stevens broke a Corner Stomp Flurry
(05:37) Stevens hit a Yakuza Kick
(05:52) Stevens hit a Stomp Flurry
(06:02) Stevens picked up Gaius
(06:12) Gaius avoided a Remember the Alamo.
(06:12) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(06:35) Gaius hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(06:43) Gaius hit a Diving Ground Headbutt
(06:47) Gaius hit a Stomp
(06:54) Gaius used a Power Taunt
(06:54) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(07:03) Stevens blocked the Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(07:10) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(07:20) Stevens very easily avoided a Stomp Flurry.
(07:24) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(07:24) The referee warned Stevens
(07:31) Stevens hit a Running Clothesline
(07:35) Stevens hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(07:39) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(07:49) Stevens picked up Gaius
(07:56) Gaius avoided a Remember the Alamo.
(08:00) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(08:03) Gaius hit a Punch
(08:06) Gaius hit a Kick To Gut
(08:09) Gaius hit a Punch
(08:09) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(08:31) Gaius hit Ten Turnbuckle Smashes
(08:39) Gaius used a Power Intimidation
(08:39) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(09:01) Gaius hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(09:16) Gaius hit a Stomp Flurry
(09:26) Gaius picked up Stevens
(09:32) Gaius hit a Low Blow
(09:32) The referee gave Gaius a serious telling off
Bob Sinclair: And Eidenhoek seems unfazed by the ref's choice of words.
Tori Montgomery: Wait, he's going between the ref's legs to continue his assault!
Frankie Garnett: Is that even legal?
Tori Montgomery: I guess it is now!
(09:46) Gaius hit a Running Grounded Knee Strike
(09:46) Stevens started to bleed
(09:46) The referee gave a slightly fast count
(09:51) Gaius got a one count
(09:55) Gaius hit a Face Rake
(09:55) The referee warned Gaius
(10:02) Stevens avoided a Kick To Gut.
(10:05) Stevens hit a Punch
(10:09) Gaius blocked a Begging Off Sucker Punch
(10:19) Stevens hit a Belly To Belly Suplex
(10:34) Stevens hit a Stomp Flurry
(10:42) Stevens hit a Stomp To Groin
(10:50) Stevens hit a Splash
(10:54) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(11:04) Stevens picked up Gaius
(11:20) Stevens hit a Capture Suplex
(11:24) Gaius fought back against being picked up
(11:24) Gaius irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(11:36) Gaius hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(11:40) Gaius hit a Slap To Chest
(11:44) Gaius hit an Eye Poke
(11:50) Stevens avoided a Low Blow after both wrestlers failed in their attacks.
(12:02) And Eidenhoek feels the Toxic Sting of Scott Stevens!
Frankie Garnett: Finally! Pin him, Scorp!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens doesn't even bother with the legs as the ref comes in...one...two...three!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner by pinfall, at a time of twelve minutes and six seconds...Scott Stevens!
Tori Montgomery: This is only going to get more painful as the season progresses, I think.
Frankie Garnett: No, Tori, think of it this way: who will go down in infamy as the person to lose to a midget?
Bob Sinclair: Frankie, seriously. Knock it off. You're going to get us in sponsor trouble.